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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4113 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Imagine building a castle and your psychiatrist spouse tells you it’s a manifestation of your childhood trauma. Or going on a mining expedition and having them analyze your fear of the dark. It’s a wild ride, folks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of hay. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers being aliens in disguise.
So come join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure! Who knows, you might just find love and therapy in the blocky world of our server.