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VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP

bodily functions, digestive system, discomfort, embarrassing moments, food poisoning, gross stories, health issues, Illness, Minecraft, Nausea, regurgitating food, regurgitation, Sickness, smp, stomach bug, stomach flu, Threw up, throwing up, unpleasant experiences, vomit stories, vomiting, VomitVoyage, worst time

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!

But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

NoBoyfriendNoBed

arguments, Blame, emotional stress, Eviction, financial struggles, Help, homelessness, legal restrictions, lodgers agreement, love, NoBoyfriendNoBed, relationship problems, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, self-care, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of getting evicted or having financial problems. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity and explore endless possibilities.

Forget about being called an asshole for not letting someone stay with you – on our server, you can invite all your friends to join you in epic quests and battles. No need to worry about breaking up or arguing, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be fighting are mobs and monsters!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. And remember, it’s not your fault – blame it on the creepers!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, daily annoyances, frustrating, Harmless, insignificant habits, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, little annoyances, little things, Minecraft, minor annoyance, minor frustrations, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minor pet peeves, pet peeve, slight annoyances, small annoyances, small irritations, smp, trivial annoyances

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6359
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored llamas and ride them into battle against giant creepers. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest block in the game” but it turns out to be a block of cheese or something. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to join just to experience the chaos. Plus, we have a rule that if you don’t say “potato” every five minutes, you get banned. It’s so silly but also kind of genius, right? So come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LeiCraft: State Welcome Gifts

Aloha, culture, customs, Destination, Diverse, Experience, flower, Garland, Gifts, Greeting, Hawaii, Hospitality, LEI, LeiCraft, State, States, tourism, tradition, travel, U.S, Unique, Visitors, welcome

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1653	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every new player is greeted with a virtual lei made out of pixelated flowers! But that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience here.

In this server, every state in the U.S. has its own unique welcome gift for visitors. When you spawn in Texas, you’ll be handed a cowboy hat and a pair of spurs to help you wrangle those pesky creepers. In New York, you’ll get a slice of pizza and a metro card to navigate the bustling city streets. And in Florida, well, let’s just say you might want to watch out for those alligators!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo in Wyoming and the Great Diamond Hunt in California. So come join us and experience the wacky world of our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

PopeCraft: Holy Armageddon

accident, Arm, arm injury, armageddon, catholic church, Fall, Falls, FRANCIS, health, health news, HOLY, injures arm, injury, injury update, leader, Medical, News, pope, pope francis, PopeCraft, update, Vatican, Vatican statement

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	New Chunks Explored:	745539
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft with the pope? well, now’s your chance, cuz he’s on our server! imagine building a giant cathedral with the pope himself, he even blesses your diamonds for extra luck! but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might fall and injure his arm while building with you. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? join our server now for a holy good time!

Galactic Jet Blasters

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole jets, Blasters, celestial bodies, compact symmetric objects, Cosmic, discovery, Exploration, Galactic, host galaxies, Jet, Observation, phenomena, plasma jets, real-time formation, research, scientists, Space, Technology, Understanding, Universe

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	718968
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our server and experience the wildest black hole jets in minecraft history! watch as astronomers witness the real-time formation of these mind-blowing phenomena right before your eyes.

our plasma jets extend beyond the limits of the universe, lasting for millions of minecraft years. but wait, there’s more! we also have a new class of compact symmetric objects that are smaller but pack a punch!

join us and witness the chaos unfold as these jets wreak havoc on our server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and discoveries you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

TycoonMC

Survival, Survival Creative Minigames Faction Skyblock PvP Roleplay Economy Adventure Parkour Towny Skywars Prison KitPvP Pixelmon Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars HCF

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

We are a Minecraft community always looking to improve and become as best as we can be!

Players will find a multitude of different things to do while playing on our server/s!

play.tycoonmc.com

Herobrine Meta

Economy, Factions, Herobrine, KitPvP, Meta, Professional server, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mines Excavated:	4890

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Vendetta Gaming

anti-tnt, chest, Community, Damage, Development, Economy, Faction, Furnace, Gaming, Grief, invite, Lock, Login, market, ONLINE, Repair, SECURITY, Sell, Shop, smp, trader.., Vendetta, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Server Information:

Name:	Vendetta Gaming
Forum:	https://vendetta-gaming.com
Discord:	https://discord.gg/nrYqDu2
IP Address (JAVA):	mc.vendetta-gaming.com:25565
IP Address (PE/BEDROCK):	mc.vendetta-gaming.com:19132
Version:	1.21.4

Our server is ONLINE, but currently undergoing re-development. We are looking for players like YOU to reshape our future.

Community:

Vendetta Gaming started in 2012, and had a healthy player base of over 2,000 active members. After several years, we made the difficult decision to shutter our community. Due to great demand from previous members, we are in the process of starting something new, something better, something amazing.

Vendetta Gaming’s biggest strength back then, wasn’t just what our server had to offer in the way of things to do, it was our community. We don’t believe in launching some large 500 slot server, or making a paycheck off of our players. Our community is very inviting, and everyone knows one another.

This is a server you can join to relax, build, and interact with like minded players.

Factions:

Players are allowed to own factions and are able to claim land for said faction, what claiming land does is, protects it from people who like to grief. The owner or mod of a group is allowed to invite an unlimited amount of players to join that group, the more members a group has, the more land they are able to claim. You can also engage in wars with other factions.

Robotic Jungle Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Cultural differences, global perspective, human interaction, Incels, JUNGLE, Migration, Quest, Robotic, robotics, Robots, societal challenges, societal change, societal development, societal expectations, societal integration, societal issues, societal norms, south america, Southeast Asia, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual South America meets Southeast Asia for robots!

We got robot villages, robot jungles, and even robot beaches where they can chill and stop being incels.

Imagine a world where robots can finally find love and happiness, all while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride to a robot paradise like no other!

InheritanceCraft Minecraft Server

bills, Decisions, divided family, Fairness, family, financial help, financial struggle, future planning, Help, House, Inheritance, inheritance division, InheritanceCraft, Minecraft, quitting jobs, RESPONSIBILITY, risky investments, selfish, Server, sibling, Stability, student loans, Support

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with twists and turns, just like the inheritance drama in this story!

Build your own virtual estate and divide it however you please, but beware of greedy siblings trying to steal your virtual riches! Will you share your Minecraft diamonds with them, or keep them all to yourself to ensure your own virtual financial stability?

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics while crafting your own virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and entertaining? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!