Vomiting MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

consequences, drunk friend, Uber, medic, belligerent

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server

surgery, palliative care, renal food, Cats, Server

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any kidney problems or expensive vet bills!

Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!

So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!

SurgeryCraft: HubbyRage

blood pressure, Trust, surgery, sick, lumpectomy

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game spouse decides to leave you during a life-threatening surgery! Will you forgive them or seek revenge in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

Experience the thrill of being left alone in a virtual hospital room, bleeding through internal stitches and coming in and out of consciousness. Will your in-game husband come back to apologize, or will you be left to fend for yourself in the world of Minecraft?

Join now for a unique gameplay experience that will leave you questioning the loyalty of your virtual relationships! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the Minecraft world?

SicklyDeliciousCraft

diarrhea, food poisoning remedies, food allergies, SicklyDeliciousCraft, food poisoning treatment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

maternal well-being, surgical procedure, Oral multi-vitamin, vitamin supplementation, maternal care

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

VomitCraft: Where Digging Deep is More Fun Than Sticking Fingers Down Throats!

sticking fingers, unhealthy habits, bulimia, unhealthy coping mechanisms, purging

Are you tired of trying to make yourself puke just to escape reality? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the pixels whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities and no need for self-induced nausea. Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and never have to resort to extreme measures again. Plus, our community is so welcoming and fun, you’ll never want to log off! Say goodbye to the toilet bowl and hello to a blocky paradise. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

WarzoneCraft MineWar

nice admins, skill ranking system, drop events, MineWar, admin shop

MineWar 2.0 Server Info

Hey there Minecraft fans!

🚀 What’s New:

Peace system for chill vibes
Skill ranking to flex your kills
Admin shop for easy peasy shopping
Team deathmatch plugin for epic battles
Drop events galore
Super cool admins/supporters

🎮 Join us today and let’s have some fun!

Cheers, TeamGraf [Owner]

minewar.eu

Medieval MasterCraft Server

mastercraft, Medieval, Survival, Castle, Development

MasterCraft Server Info

MasterCraft is a fresh survival/creative server. They’ve got a cool medieval castle for players to explore while they work on their spawn area. They’re always looking for folks to join in and help out with development.

Join MasterCraft today and start your adventure!

69.175.94.20