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TrashCraft – Skip Rehearsal, Build Blocks!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where missing a rehearsal is a crime worse than stealing diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped by virtual drama teachers who expect you to perform even when you’re bedridden and vomiting.
Our server is filled with intense drama and high stakes, just like a high school play. You’ll never know what outrageous response you’ll get when you tell your virtual drama teacher that you can’t make it to rehearsal because you’re feeling sick. Will they understand and offer sympathy? Or will they hit you with a “I hurt every day literally can’t walk and I’m here”? The suspense is killing us!
So come join our server and experience the chaos of high school drama, where missing a single rehearsal can lead to disappointment and guilt trips. Who needs diamonds when you can have virtual drama instead?

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KickedOutCraft Minecraft Server
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Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like the time I got kicked out of my house for accidentally chipping a bowl (which could have totally been fixed with some superglue, by the way). Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re falling off a stool just trying to reach for some wheat biscuits!
Experience the thrill of being locked out of your virtual house and having to find shelter at a friend’s Minecraft mansion. And don’t worry, our server is so epic that even if your friend’s mom calls your virtual mom to come pick you up, you’ll still have a blast!
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about that time you got in trouble for a tiny chip in a bowl. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

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VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP
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OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!
But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

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PreggoCraft: Suck It Up Server
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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing the load! Join us for some crazy adventures and hilarious drama that will make your blocky world spin!
🤰 Need a break from dangerous lab duties during pregnancy? No problem! Our server has got your back, even if your team mate is a total drama llama. Watch out for those pesky chemicals and don’t forget to suck it up like a pro!
👶 Who needs cover when you’ve got a team of Minecraft pros ready to mop up the mess? Join us for some epic battles and epic baby-making stories that will leave you in stitches. Just remember, never mess with a pregnant Minecrafter on a mission!
💪 Take on extra responsibilities, climb the pay grades, and show that drama queen who’s boss! With no recompense and plenty of sass, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs, because this Minecraft server is where the real fun begins! 😂✨🎮

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SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP
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Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.
First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.
But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

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PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server
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Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?
Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

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VacayVeto: Boyfriend’s Folks’ All-Expenses-Paid
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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you sick like that one time in Cuba? Look no further! Join our server for a vacation experience that won’t leave you stuck in a room with vomiting and diarrhea. Our all-inclusive virtual resort offers 5-star fun without the food poisoning.
Forget about being stranded without drinks or A/C, our server has everything you need to relax and have a good time. And don’t worry about losing weight from being sick, our server will have you gaining diamonds in no time!
So come join us and leave the traumatic experiences behind. Your boyfriend’s parents may have booked a vacation, but we guarantee our server will be the only trip you’ll ever need. Join now and let the fun begin!

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DrunkMedic Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

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PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any kidney problems or expensive vet bills!
Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!
So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!

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SurgeryCraft: HubbyRage
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game spouse decides to leave you during a life-threatening surgery! Will you forgive them or seek revenge in the virtual world? The choice is yours!
Experience the thrill of being left alone in a virtual hospital room, bleeding through internal stitches and coming in and out of consciousness. Will your in-game husband come back to apologize, or will you be left to fend for yourself in the world of Minecraft?
Join now for a unique gameplay experience that will leave you questioning the loyalty of your virtual relationships! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the Minecraft world?

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