VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP

bodily functions, digestive system, discomfort, embarrassing moments, food poisoning, gross stories, health issues, Illness, Minecraft, Nausea, regurgitating food, regurgitation, Sickness, smp, stomach bug, stomach flu, Threw up, throwing up, unpleasant experiences, vomit stories, vomiting, VomitVoyage, worst time

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Magic Items Found:	4563	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!

But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Potions Brewed:	198
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PreggoCraft: Suck It Up Server

#breastfeeding, Colleague, cover work, Dangerous work, FATIGUE, Harsh, Management, maternity leave, medical laboratory, Moaning, Nausea, pay grades, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, private medical laboratory, responsibilities, Server, stress, Suck, team mates, vomiting, work

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing the load! Join us for some crazy adventures and hilarious drama that will make your blocky world spin!

🤰 Need a break from dangerous lab duties during pregnancy? No problem! Our server has got your back, even if your team mate is a total drama llama. Watch out for those pesky chemicals and don’t forget to suck it up like a pro!

👶 Who needs cover when you’ve got a team of Minecraft pros ready to mop up the mess? Join us for some epic battles and epic baby-making stories that will leave you in stitches. Just remember, never mess with a pregnant Minecrafter on a mission!

💪 Take on extra responsibilities, climb the pay grades, and show that drama queen who’s boss! With no recompense and plenty of sass, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs, because this Minecraft server is where the real fun begins! 😂✨🎮

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Runes Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8073	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, Cheese, digestive issues, discomfort, food coma, food regret, gluttony, indigestion, Junk Food, late-night snack, midnight snack, Minecraft, Nacho, nachos, Nausea, overeating, overindulgence, regret, Server, stomachache, unhealthy eating, upset stomach, vomiting

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2136
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

VacayVeto: Boyfriend’s Folks’ All-Expenses-Paid

5 star hotel, all inclusive, AllExpensesPaid, boyfriend’s parents, boyfriends, classy hotel, Cuba, Decline, diarrhea, Folks, food poisoning, late check-out, OFFENDED, passport details, relationship, Sickness, stranded, Trauma, traumatic experience, UNCOMFORTABLE, unreasonable, vacation, VacayVeto, vomiting

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ores Mined:	9165	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Votes:	4570
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you sick like that one time in Cuba? Look no further! Join our server for a vacation experience that won’t leave you stuck in a room with vomiting and diarrhea. Our all-inclusive virtual resort offers 5-star fun without the food poisoning.

Forget about being stranded without drinks or A/C, our server has everything you need to relax and have a good time. And don’t worry about losing weight from being sick, our server will have you gaining diamonds in no time!

So come join us and leave the traumatic experiences behind. Your boyfriend’s parents may have booked a vacation, but we guarantee our server will be the only trip you’ll ever need. Join now and let the fun begin!

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server

Cats, ct scan, dehydration, difficult decision, elderly cat, Financial, insurance, kidney problems, mass in oesophagus, medication, Minecraft, palliative care, PawsomeCraft, pet health, renal food, Server, surgery, Ultrasound, underweight, vet visit, vomiting, x-ray

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any kidney problems or expensive vet bills!

Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!

So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!

Saint Seiya’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, athena, battle, blocky, Bronze Saints, CG series, Elysium, Gold Saints, greek mythology, Hades, Hyoga, Ikki, Manga, Minecraft, Next Dimension, pegasus, Reincarnation, Saint, Saint Seiya, Sanctuary, Seiya, Seiyas, Server, Shiryu, Shun

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Farms Harvested:	961	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of watching your favorite anime characters get killed off over and over again? Well, why not join our Minecraft server where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to worry about Athena getting offed by Next Dimension ever again! Join now for a chance to build your own Greek-inspired world and show those pesky gods who’s boss. Who needs CG series when you can have your own epic saga in the world of Minecraft? Join us today and let the fun begin!

SisSwap Minecraft Server

access to a car, Cheap, cleaning, dorms, education, family friend, Food, free babysitting, help around the house, Housing, International student, meal plan, Minecraft, Server, SisSwap, sister’s room, social life, Summer job, Transportation, tutoring, UNFAIR, University, vindictive

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ores Mined:	2593	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s living situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, entitlement, and sibling rivalry that will make you forget about your own family drama.

Just like the free room and board Lanie got, our server offers freebies galore – from unlimited resources to access to rare items that will make your friends green with envy. And just like Lanie’s summer job money, you can earn in-game currency to splurge on the coolest gear and upgrades.

But beware, just like Lanie’s sister, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be the hero like Maria, who saves the day and wins everyone’s hearts? Or will you be the villain like Lanie, causing chaos and drama at every turn?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness and come out on top. Who needs a summer job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

EatCraftin’Friends

Adults, aggravated, Argument, Asshole, Connected, Eat, EatCraftinFriends, Explanation, Friends, Hip, Issue, location, Manager, menu, MONEY, OWNER, physical menu, qr code, Restaurant, SPLIT, Vote

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1819
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!

Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.

Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!

Nope, Not Going There Minecraft Server

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beaches, Cities, Countries, culture, Destination, disinterest, Explore, Foreign, historical, landmarks, Minecraft, Mountains, nope, Places, Server, SightSeeing, Tourist, travel, unpopular, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	5435	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring travel destinations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate vacation spot for all you adventure seekers out there! Forget about the Eiffel Tower or the Great Wall of China, come explore our virtual world filled with dragons, unicorns, and talking llamas!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find hidden treasures, battle evil mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Need a break from all the action? Relax on our pixelated beaches or take a dip in our lava-filled hot springs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So why waste your time on boring travel destinations when you can experience the trip of a lifetime on our Minecraft server? Pack your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PixelPolyglot

aspiration, Communication, cultural exchange, dream, education, FANTASY, foreign language, goal-setting, language acquisition, language learning, language proficiency, linguistic abilities, linguistic skills, linguistics, MAGICAL, Multilingual, personal development, PixelPolyglot, polyglot, self improvement, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6682	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be able to magically learn the language of the Endermen! Imagine chatting with those creepy tall guys and understanding their plans for world domination. Plus, our server is home to a secret underground library where ancient scrolls teach you how to speak in Pig Latin to confuse your enemies. So come join us and unlock the mysteries of Minecraft languages!

GreeneryGamerz

anxiety relief, calming effects, Emotional healing, green spaces, greenery, GreeneryGamerz, holistic wellness, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, natural beauty., natural environment, Nature, outdoor therapy, Relaxation, restorative feelings, stress reduction, Tranquility, urban greenery, visual attention, well-being

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

LOL, U WANNA FEEL GOOD? JOIN DIS SERVER, WE GOT ALL DA GREENS U NEED TO FEEL AT PEACE. U LOOK AT DEM TREES AND BAM, ANXIETY GONE, FEELIN’ LIKE U IN A SPA. U AIN’T GONNA FIND DIS KINDA HEALIN’ POWER ANYWHERE ELSE, SO HOP ON AND LET DA LEAVES WORK THEIR MAGIC. #GREENISGOOD #TREESARELIFE #FEELINSPROUTED

Onyx SMP: Semi-Confused Java Buffet with a Side of Chaos

additional structures, Anti-creeper grief, Applications, Blaze&Caves Advancements, Brewery, buffet, Chaos, Coreprotect, crafting tweaks, Discordsrv, Graves, Headdatabase, improved advancements, java, MCC-inspired championship, monthly building challenges, new towns, onyx, Quests, rules, SemiConfused, Side, smp, Special Events, specials districts, Vanilla, VanillaTweeks

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	1770

About Us

A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more!

Our greatest inspiration is the Hermitcraft server, and we put a lot of focus on fostering a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, competitive fighter, humble farmer, or simply looking for a place to call home, Onyx SMP offers something for everyone.

Our server has an array of enticing features! From special districts (think shopping, minigames…) to monthly building challenges, quests, special events, and even an MCC-inspired championship!

Plugins

Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it doesn’t require you to download any mods but still offers a plethora of quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks.

Plugins
CoreProtect
Graves
Anti-creeper grief
EssentialsX
VanillaTweeks
Dynmap
DiscordSRV
HeadDatabase
Blaze&Caves Advancements
Brewery

Rules

Be kind and respectful, this is a place where people are meant to feel safe and welcomed. Basically, don’t be a dick.
No stealing, griefing, cheating, or abusing exploits. With our plugins we can revert any damage and catch the culprit, meaning there’s no way people can get away with it.
To be able to join the Onyx SMP you must own a Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old.
No big mob and redstone farms, this is not a technical server, and we wish to retain a stable economy.
More rules in our Discord server!

Applications

Since the Onyx SMP is all about fostering a tight-knit, safe, and creative community, we will only be accepting great applications. We are looking for effort, passion, and care when we read your application. You get out what you put in. Keep that in mind.

Click here to apply

If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

Blocky World Boundaries Minecraft Server

blocky, Boundaries, boundary problem, game design, game design theory, game development, game environment, Game Mechanics, infinite planes, Invisible Walls, island shape, limited play area, looping shape, Minecraft, natural feeling space, open world, player boundaries, Server, terminating player, unscalable cliffs, video game, world, world boundary, world detail

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have cracked the code on creating a world with limited play area without any boring limitations! Our world is so immersive that you won’t even realize you’re confined within boundaries.

Join us on this epic adventure as we explore a world that defies all logic and reason. You’ll be amazed at the stunning landscapes that seamlessly blend into the play area, making you feel like you’re in a never-ending paradise.

But beware, if you try to venture beyond the boundaries, you won’t just hit a wall or fall off a cliff. Oh no, our server has a little surprise for those who dare to defy the rules. Let’s just say you might end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers sing show tunes.

So come join us on this mind-bending journey and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

FieryFuel Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Towns Built:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t fuel your creative fire? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! We’re looking for caption lovers, caption makers, and even hentai enthusiasts (we won’t judge, we promise).

But wait, there’s more! We might even start a group if things really start popping off. All creators of AI music, PMVs, captions, edits, and anything else you can think of are welcome to join our wild and wacky community.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire with our insane creativity! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary 058e527d506b76635d70b08edf000953cd28bd618166b207ace91621a649e41231 hidden somewhere in our server. 😉🔥

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

absentee parent, child support, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, Divorce, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s role, parenting, Resentment, Server, sibling responsibilities, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invite, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild as my mom’s parenting skills? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blocks just like I had to clean up my entire house as a kid. But don’t worry, we promise not to make you keep your younger siblings in line – unless you want to, of course!

Just like my dad making my mom pay child support, we’ll make sure you pay your dues in the form of in-game currency. And if you ever forget about your virtual responsibilities, we’ll be sure to remind you just like my mom forgot about us.

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity just like my family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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