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VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP

bodily functions, digestive system, discomfort, embarrassing moments, food poisoning, gross stories, health issues, Illness, Minecraft, Nausea, regurgitating food, regurgitation, Sickness, smp, stomach bug, stomach flu, Threw up, throwing up, unpleasant experiences, vomit stories, vomiting, VomitVoyage, worst time

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!

But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

Boecraft

Boecraft, Community, Discord, Economy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Plugins, Server, Survival, ticket

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Farms Harvested:	156	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Crops Grown:	5046	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Boecraft is an Survival Multiplayer server,

Boecraft does a lot of things right, from having an enjoyable amount of plugins, to having a really nice community!

Please join the Discord for more information about the server: https://discord.gg/yBYJSGEHaB

For questions, please make a ticket, or ask the Owner(s) for help.

boe.g-portal.rocks:28531

Welcome to the Pandora SMP Season 3: Where things are about to get wild, or as wild as vanilla Minecraft can get!

Active Staff, alliances, application, bedrock, Community, content creators, Custom, Empire, Events, guides, java, Lore, Minecraft, Nations, PANDORA, PvP, Roleplay, Season, smp, Streamers, Survival, tutorials, Vanilla, Wars, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Potions Brewed:	47	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Emeralds Found:	9376

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PANDORA SMP SEASON 3

WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY ⇨ Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global Peace! **With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make! **

Details

Server Type	1.21 Survival
World	Unique Overworld, Nether and End!
Access	Whitelist and Application
Players	Hundreds of active Players
Lag	Perfectly optimised to minimize lag
Preferred Audience	Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!
Features	Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more…Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides

*Invite Link: https://discord.com/invite/cQTfB7D4cs *

It is time to take matters into your own hands and Decide Your Destiny! ** **There is a lot left to be done… The 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP is launching alongside 1.21, don’t miss it!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invite link provided above and going through the whitelist application process.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: The server offers a customized world with unique features, and a strong focus on player-driven storytelling and interactions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for all players. These rules are enforced by the active staff members.

Q: Can I play on this server with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock crossplay, allowing players from different platforms to join and play together.

QueenFemanon’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, black penis, cock tribute, empowerment, femanon, gender reassignment surgery, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, MAAM, Minecraft, passing, Prison, pronoun change, Pronouns, QueenFemanons, Respect, self love, Server, she/her, sucking, transformation, Transgender

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Hey there fellow gamers, are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as my gender reassignment surgery journey? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, just like me finally becoming the real woman I was always meant to be.

Not only will you have the chance to build and explore in a virtual world, but you’ll also have the opportunity to show off your mad skills and maybe even get a cock tribute from some big daddy players. Trust me, I know a thing or two about sucking huge black penis – it’s a skill I honed in prison and now I’m ready to take it to the next level in Minecraft.

So come on, join us on this outrageous server where pronouns are respected and gender reassignment surgery stories are celebrated. Who knows, you might even find yourself transforming in ways you never imagined. See you in the game, ma’am!

Henya’s Last Hope Minecraft Server

decision, Despair, doubt, FAITH, fate, forgiveness, grace, henya, Henyas, Hope, intervention, Minecraft, opportunity, Redemption, Reflection, regret, salvation, SAVED, second chance, Server, Too late, uncertainty

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of Henya hangs in the balance! Join us as we embark on a quest to save Henya from certain doom… or maybe just chill and build some epic structures, whatever floats your boat.

Rumor has it that Henya is being overrun by a horde of evil chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the hero Henya needs, or will you be pecked to death by the feathery fiends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature said to grant wishes to those who can find and tame it. Will you be the one to ride into battle on the back of a shimmering swine?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and help us save Henya… or at least have a good laugh trying!

WiFiWars: PayUpOrLogOff

5g, alarm clock, alexa, Communication, data, emf, EMF blocker, financial differences, foil hat, Hippie, Hotspot, INCONVENIENCE, internet, Meetings, organic, PayUpOrLogOff, roommate, router, stress, Utilities, WiFi, WiFiWars

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of living with a roommate who thinks 5G and EMFs are out to get her? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with turning off the Wi-Fi at night or listening to conspiracy theories about EMFs. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your friends.

We even have a special potion in the game that blocks all EMFs, so you can play worry-free! Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual adventures on our server.

So come join us and leave your foil hat at the door. It’s time to have some fun in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time in Minecraft!

CraftyCafe Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, bad tips, Complaints, CraftyCafe, Customers, difficult customers, DISRESPECTFUL, entitled, food service, frustrating, hate, Hospitality, Manners, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, reddit, Restaurant workers, Rude, Server, server problems, service industry, waitstaff

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	213	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying customers at your restaurant job? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those pesky customers behind for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle. No more rude customers complaining about their food or leaving a mess for you to clean up. On our server, the only mess you’ll have to deal with is the aftermath of a creeper explosion! So come join us and say goodbye to annoying customers and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

WeddingCraftDisaster

wedding catastrophes, wedding chaos, wedding disaster, wedding disasters, wedding fails, wedding horror stories, wedding mishaps, wedding nightmares, WeddingCraftDisaster, worst wedding moments

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	7393	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Have you ever seen a creeper crash a wedding and blow up the cake right as the bride and groom were about to cut it? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for epic weddings, explosive surprises, and a community of players who know how to party (and rebuild) like no other. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

HijabCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Afghanistan, assault, discrimination, empowerment, extremism, feminism, gender inequality, Harassment, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islam, Justice, Minecraft, Misogyny, Oppression, Server, sexual assault, social justice, Taliban, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WILD THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE AFGHAN GIRLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT! THEY’RE ACCUSING THE TALIBAN OF SEXUAL ASSAULT JUST TO GET A SPOT ON OUR SERVER! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S MAKING HEADLINES!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT, BUT OUR PLAYERS FOUGHT BACK WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! IT WAS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES, AND YOU CAN BE A PART OF IT TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURES OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FedReserveCraft

allegedly, banking security, breach detection, criminal activity, cyber threats, cyberattack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, federal reserve, FedReserveCraft, financial institution, group, hackers, hacking group, Hacks, investigation, Lockbit, ransomware, Russian

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7831	Alien Abductions:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

so, like, imagine if the Federal Reserve got hacked by a group of russian dudes called Lockbit. like, they just waltzed in there with their keyboards and started messing with the money stuff. but hey, don’t worry about that, come join our Minecraft server instead! we promise we won’t hack into your virtual diamonds or anything. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and mobs. it’s like a virtual heist, but without the FBI knocking on your door. so come join us, before Lockbit decides to hack into your computer next!

PiggyRevoltMC

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, animal organization, animal rebellion, animal society, animal uprising, Animals, intelligent animals, intelligent pigs, pig behavior, pig intelligence, pig intelligence facts, pig intelligence research, pig intelligence study, pig organization, pig rebellion, pig society, pig uprising, PiggyRevoltMC, Pigs

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6002	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got 778 million super smart pigs runnin’ around! They be plottin’ against us, but don’t worry, we got diamond swords to protect ourselves. Come join the madness and see if u can survive the piggy uprising! Plus, we got a secret underground bacon farm for all ur snacking needs. Don’t miss out on the wildest adventure of ur life, join now!