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NoMoreTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3144	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Runes Activated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchantments Applied:	255

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, but shh don’t tell anyone! Also, our admin is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, it’s totally legit, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!

NeighborhoodWanderer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of looking through dirty windows in-game? Well, have no fear because our window washing service is here to save the day! Our team of expert window washers will make your virtual windows sparkle like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Today only, we are offering a special discount of 70% off our regular price of 700 diamonds! That’s right, you can get your windows cleaned for just 210 diamonds if you sign a contract right now. Don’t miss out on this amazing deal!

Our window washing team is known for their attention to detail and top-notch cleaning skills. We guarantee that your windows will be so clean, you’ll swear you can see into other dimensions! So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let us wash your windows like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DocSMP: “Your health bar is looking a bit low”

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Our health care professional-themed SMP will have you in stitches with the wackiest medical advice you’ve ever heard. Need a doctor’s note to skip mining duty? No problem, just ask Dr. Zombie! Want some questionable medical procedures done on your pet wolf? Dr. Creeper is your guy! Join us for a wild ride of medical madness and who knows, you might even leave with a prescription for diamond armor!

BlockyHire: 10K Freelancers

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can hire an army of remote freelancers to build your dream pixelated palace! Need a giant statue of yourself made out of diamond blocks? No problem, just send a request to one of our 10,000 freelancers and watch it magically appear in your virtual world.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame those pesky dragons and turn them into your loyal pets. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Just ask our Whisperer and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Creeper DJ. Dance the night away with exploding beats and make friends with all the creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures!

MartianAquaCraft

Astrobiology, Astronomy, crust, discovery, Extraterrestrial, liquid water, mars, mars water, martian, Martian crust, Martian surface, MartianAquaCraft, planetary exploration, red planet, reservoirs, Science, Space discovery, space exploration, space research, underground water, Water

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	6465	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ earth? well come join our minecraft server where we got MARS WATER! yep, u heard right, liquid water reservoirs found under Martian crust! come build ur own space base and mine for space diamonds while sippin’ on that sweet sweet Mars water. who needs earth when u can have Mars water, amirite? join us now and become a space pioneer in the craziest minecraft server in the galaxy!

VitD50 Survival Craft

Craft, Survival, VitD50

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	255
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

yo, dis server be like finding a diamond in a mine full of dirt. we got vitamin D levels higher than a giraffe’s neck, boosting your survival probability like a boss. ain’t no confounders gonna mess with you here, we got your back like a trusty diamond sword. join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one vitamin D level at a time!

GladiatorMC

Adventure, Bosses, Builds, Community, Currency, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Playerwarps, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Void Gems Collected:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

the GladiatorMC’s Skyblock is a good and fun minecraft server with alot of unique and innovative features like:

Custom jobs Custom bosses Custom Currency Unique Dungeons Frequent updates! Public playerwarps to show off your builds and alot more!

Want to find out what we have to offer more? join us today!

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Country Clubs [Vanilla] [Peaceful] No Towny, Only Tee Times! 1.20+ Swing by Discord!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3767	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Server Name	Nation-States
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.20
Map Size	4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

Overview:

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Come join us in Nation-States: Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the map size of Nation-States?	The map is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system.
Is PvP encouraged on Nation-States?	While the server is targeted towards casual players, there are systems in place for PvP for those who are interested.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Void Gems Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Secret Passages Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!