But seriously, you gotta join this server because the admins are like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the chickens into unicorns. Plus, there’s a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and ride around on llamas wearing sunglasses. It’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen, so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!
We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.
Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.
Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!
So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!
Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.
Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!
Hello! Welcome to the Voxel SMP Roleplay Server. We hope to make you feel the most welcome!
| Key Points |
|---|
| Ran by experienced server admins |
| No lag gameplay experience |
| New server with growing community |
| Focus on roleplaying and events |
| Max 25 players, active and dedicated community |
Curious? Check out the Discord below! We have an age requirement of 18+ to ensure that the community is composed of responsible, mature people.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How many admins are managing the server? | Two admins with 4+ years of experience. |
| Is there any lag on the server? | No, the hardware and software are optimized for minimal lag. |
| What kind of community is the server aiming to build? | A closely knit community focused on roleplaying and events. |
| How many players are allowed on the server? | Maximum of 25 players on a first-come, first-serve basis. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | Yes, the server requires members to be 18+ years old. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the Discord linked above for the application process. |
Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?
Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.
So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.
Picture this: you’re a failed rockstar who needs a Blue Yeti Mic but has no money. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so you decide to eat a random log of turd you find in a filthy public toilet. But little did you know, that turd would give you the luck you needed!
Now, every time you burp, it smells like a mix of corn and log turd. But hey, at least you’re lucky now, right? Join our server and experience the crazy adventures that await you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own lucky turd along the way!