Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, daring explorers, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to join in on the fun.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?
So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. Our server is so crazy, we’ve got Endermen doing the Macarena and skeletons breakdancing. And don’t even get me started on the zombie flash mobs.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land where unicorns roam free and rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.