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But beware, there’s a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the server admins and turn everything into a giant melon farm. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fruity tyranny?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Just don’t listen to anyone about bullruns, because here, anything can happen.
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