Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.
Join us if you dare to face off against the craziest players in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes and others who can tame a herd of creepers with just a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our resident prankster who once turned the entire spawn area into a giant lava pit just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she’s been seen flying around our base trying to join our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare meme coins, battling against hordes of crypto zombies, and building the most epic meme castle you can imagine. Forget about proof of stake, we’re all about that proof of meme life here.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the meme madness begin!
Join our server if you want to witness the legendary battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the land of carrots. Rumor has it they both have armies of dancing parrots and singing wolves ready to do their bidding.
But beware, there’s a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the server admins and turn everything into a giant melon farm. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fruity tyranny?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Just don’t listen to anyone about bullruns, because here, anything can happen.
Our server is like a recovery potion for your soul, a trap for your worries, and a place where you can finally sell at a reasonable price (in diamonds, of course). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the crypto chaos and dive into a world where the only scaling trilemma you’ll face is deciding how big to build your castle.
Even if you have the best tech in the blocky world, our server guarantees that you’ll never have to worry about dumping hard ever again. So come join us, build, mine, and laugh your way through the next 12 months of ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even find the holy grail of enchanted golden apples along the way!
Picture this: you’re mining away, trying to find some precious resources, when suddenly a giant Bitcoin appears and starts wreaking havoc on the server! It’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat the Bitcoin boss and claim its riches for yourselves.
But that’s not all – every Friday, we have a special event where players have to compete in a jobs report challenge to determine Bitcoin’s next move. Will you be able to predict the market and make some sweet virtual cash? Join our server now and find out!
We are a very new server looking to build our membership! This is a vanilla server with lots of plugins. We have a parkour game at spawn and a spleef arena. The main world is survival, we also have a creative world. There is intent to add other different kinds of worlds. I really want to see GLaDOShire grow. I have spent alot of time on it and want to share it. I do not have a webpage because discord works just fine and it has all the other awesome features like voice chat. The member we are hoping to reach will be adults and friendly. Hope to see you there soon!
51.81.155.17
UnlimitedPrison has over 30 Mines and cool Ranks to play with! Join now to have an epic adventure. Fair prices, fair playment. A PVP & Plot Zone too!
unlimitedprison.aternos.me
SERVER UNDER DEVELOPMENT!!!
edg.factions.com.br
DoroCraft is an interesting project without privates in Minecraft
DoroCraft.big-mc.ru:25616
Tired of large, pay-to-win servers that don’t care about the average player? Want a small, laid-back community to play with? Then consider our Unnamed SMP. We have some quality of life plugins and datapacks. (One-Player-Sleep, Dynmap, CoreAntiGrief and discordSRV) Our server is online 24/7 and has a dedicated Java Programmer. We have a large industrial sector with some farms. A nether hub is also present, veterans of the server will help you connect your base to it. Besides that, the map is currently 15k x 15k big.
To join our server, first join our Discord and have a chat with our Team so we can whitelist you. See you there ;)!
Our Dynmap: http://91.134.125.47:8166/ Our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W2HTeV3AHS
91.134.125.47:25574
Averia is a survival and economy-based server with some RPG elements and unique features! These features include, but are not limited to:
⇨ Custom World Generation and a Resource World! Amazing biomes and colors! ⇨ Daily / Weekly / Monthly rewards! ⇨ Over 230 Additional custom enchants! ⇨ Trading System to safely trade items & money between players! ⇨ Friendly Community to have great adventures and time with! ⇨ Voting Crates & Other Crates! ⇨ Jobs! ⇨ Auction House, Chest Shops & Server Shop! ⇨ Leveled mobs that can drop money! ⇨ Land Claiming! ⇨ Backpacks, Custom Items! ⇨ Guilds! (Coming soon!) Join now, and make your mark in history!
averiamc.com:25648
FullSend Survival is a small survival world under development featuring dungeons, a hub, land claim, levels, ranks, cosmetics, player shops, an auction house, gambling, and more. Come visit our server and grow with us.
45.144.225.64
Did you want to play on the Russian version of 2b2t without unnecessary plugins, donations and privates?
Then come to us!
mc.2b2t.ru
Welcome to the Malta hosted Minecraft server where our aim is to grow a Maltese community for Minecraft players. Anyone is allowed to join this free, fun and safe server, hosting different game modes to suite everyone’s pleasures.
maltacraft.net
ThyroxCraft is a brand new survival server. You will be able to make money, buy protection stones and start building your bases.
Play with people or solo it, your choice.
Main game is playable but still a work in progress so just looking for play testers to come on and help me figure out any bugs or anything that needs changing. Would love feedback and just want to start building the community. Early early people will be rewarded with crate keys, tags etc when I eventually implement them into the server.
play.thyroxcraft.net