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Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Dumping Minecraft SMP

bearish, bullrun, Caution, confusion, Disappointment, dumping, Expectations, financial markets, investor sentiment, market analysis, market manipulation, market trends, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, opposite, predictions, skepticism, smp, unexpected outcomes, unreliable sources, volatility

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about bullruns, we have pig races every weekend where the winner gets to ride a flying llama around spawn for a day. Trust us, it’s way more exhilarating than any bull could ever be.

Join our server if you want to witness the legendary battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the land of carrots. Rumor has it they both have armies of dancing parrots and singing wolves ready to do their bidding.

But beware, there’s a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the server admins and turn everything into a giant melon farm. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fruity tyranny?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Just don’t listen to anyone about bullruns, because here, anything can happen.

Escape Kaspa Minecraft SMP

12 months, bagholders, Blockchain, Caution, Crypto, cryptocurrency, dump, Escape, holy grail, Investment, Kaspa, market, Minecraft, opportunity, price, Recovery, Risk, scaling trilemma, Sell, smp, Tech, trap, volatility

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being an eternal bagholder in the crypto world? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience a world where the only crashing you’ll see is when someone accidentally drives their minecart off a cliff.

Our server is like a recovery potion for your soul, a trap for your worries, and a place where you can finally sell at a reasonable price (in diamonds, of course). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the crypto chaos and dive into a world where the only scaling trilemma you’ll face is deciding how big to build your castle.

Even if you have the best tech in the blocky world, our server guarantees that you’ll never have to worry about dumping hard ever again. So come join us, build, mine, and laugh your way through the next 12 months of ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even find the holy grail of enchanted golden apples along the way!

Final Retest 70k Minecraft SMP

70K, Analysis, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Economy, election, FINAL, final retest, Financial, Investment, market, Minecraft, prediction, retest, Screenshot, smp, Technology, Trading, trump, volatility, Wins, Winter

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Join our Minecraft SMP server where we predict the future through Minecraft gameplay! We accurately predicted Trump’s win and the rise of Bitcoin to 70k, but unfortunately, we failed the final retest and now we’re in crypto winter. Screenshot this momentous occasion and join us for some wild predictions and even wilder adventures in our wacky Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to predict the future through blocky building and pixelated adventures!

Potential for Long-Term Bitcoin Gains Minecraft SMP

#marketwatch, Analysis, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, Financial Planning, Future, Gains, Investment, jobs report, long term, Longterm, Minecraft, Moves, Potential, potential gains, scarcity, smp, speculation, Thoughts, Trading, trends, volatility

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	40	Enchantments Applied:	68

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scarce is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where scarcity is the name of the game, just like Bitcoin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, trying to find some precious resources, when suddenly a giant Bitcoin appears and starts wreaking havoc on the server! It’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat the Bitcoin boss and claim its riches for yourselves.

But that’s not all – every Friday, we have a special event where players have to compete in a jobs report challenge to determine Bitcoin’s next move. Will you be able to predict the market and make some sweet virtual cash? Join our server now and find out!

WhySoSMP

cryptocurrency, dump, LTC, market analysis, market anomalies, market behavior, market down, market dynamics, market fluctuations, MARKET MOVEMENTS, market psychology, market reactions, market speculation, market stability, market trends, Trading, unaffected, volatility, WhySoSMP, xmr

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	77
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

CraftyTokyoGamerz

1987, Asia, BLACK MONDAY, CraftyTokyoGamerz, crash, Decline, Dive, Economy, financial crisis, Global markets, Investors, Japan, Nikkei, Panic, Plummet, recession, sell off, stock market, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	265
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where japan stocks are diving faster than a creeper exploding! our server is the only place where you can build your own virtual empire and not worry about losing all your diamonds in a stock market crash.

we have epic quests where you can battle giant ender dragons and save the virtual world from financial ruin. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those plummeting stock prices.

so come join us and let’s minecraft our way to financial stability and virtual glory! who needs the real world when you can have all the fun in our server? let’s craft our way to the moon, baby! 🚀💎🐉

If btc doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, I am actually…Mining4Laughs Minecraft SMP

120k, actually…Mining4Laughs, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, decentralized, digital asset, doesnt, Financial, Hit, hodl, Investment, long term, Loss, market cycle, Minecraft, MONEY, price prediction, profit, Risk, smp, speculation, Trading, uncertainty, volatility, wealth

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are higher than ever before! Join us if you want to avoid financial ruin because apparently, if Bitcoin doesn’t hit at least $120k this cycle, you’re actually screwed. Who knew that playing Minecraft could save your bank account?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for rare diamonds. Will you be able to navigate their llama-led society and come out on top?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only communicates through redstone contraptions? It’s up to you to decipher its cryptic messages and uncover the secrets of the chicken realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with financial uncertainty, llama conspiracies, and ghostly poultry. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, penguinz0, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	9126	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber known for his dry humor and deadpan delivery. He creates commentary and gaming videos, often featuring sarcastic and satirical commentary on a wide range of topics. With over 10 million subscribers, Penguinz0 has built a large following for his unique style of content creation.

Cooked Sanic Team’s Shadow Gens Minecraft Server

achievement, challenge, Competition, cooked, Cooking, creativity, Dedication, Development, Gaming, Gens, hard work, high speed platformer, innovation, literal clown, Minecraft, perseverance, SANIC, Sanicteam, Server, Shadow, shadow gens, SP^RK 3, SPEED, success, Teams, teamwork

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).

Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, Derp, Drama, emotional, friendship, high school, Loneliness, main face, main girl, Minecraft, outcasted, Popularity, rejection, relationships, Rivalry, ROSHI, Roshidere, school life, sister, Sisterhood, smp, social dynamics

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Void Gems Collected:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the main girl is constantly causing drama and being outcasted by the other girls. But don’t worry, her sister is the real star of the show and is always stirring up trouble in the most hilarious ways possible.

Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪

Blocky Jews Minecraft Server

4th Reich, 9/11, aristocracies, behavioral alliance, big industries, blocky, catholicism, CCP, churches, cia, cocaine, European aristocracies, GENOCIDING, German national socialist, heroin, Ideology, internet age, ivy leagues, Jews, Minecraft, nazism, power levels, quantum AI, russia, russians, Server, snake eating its own tail, socialite circles, SPIES, trafficking, uk, ukrainians, united states, US patriotism, white race, world domination, WWII

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3221
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the secret society that has been pulling the strings behind the scenes for centuries! From controlling world governments to manipulating the course of history, these mysterious figures are now ready to reveal their ultimate plan for world domination – and it’s up to you to stop them!

Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?

With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!

Hotter Before Minecraft SMP Man

FTM, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, gender transformation, gender transition, HOTTER, man, Minecraft, smp, Transgender, transgender acceptance, transgender awareness, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender experience, transgender identity, transgender journey, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender support, transgender visibility, transitioning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who went from being a hot babe to a strapping lad, all while building the most epic bases and pulling off the most insane pranks. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come join us and see if you can keep up with the wild ride that is our server!

2c2h [Анархия] Minecraft server

2c2h, Anarchy, Community, Gaming, Minecraft, privates, Server, Vanilla, wipes, Анархия

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes

2c2h.20tps.ru

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, download links, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Gregor, Hong Lu, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Required reading, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Priest of La Manchaland Gregor in an epic battle of blocky proportions.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.

So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Monday Morning Minecraft SMP Listening

Afro brothers, appreciation, chill vibes, Community, Country, culture, Diversity, Global, Gratitude, International, Jazz, late night, Listening, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday morning, morning, morning routine, Music, music lovers, nighttime activities, peaceful vibes, Relaxation, smp, Traditions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring Monday mornings and just want to jazz up your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Late at night, we don’t just listen to jazz, we have epic dance parties with our Afro brothers that will leave you in stitches (from laughing, not dancing…hopefully). Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of jazz. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have you saying “Thank you, Afro brothers, for this!”

Weirdo Craft Minecraft Server

abnormal behavior, absurdist POV, age deception, anonymous conversations, contemplating actions, Craft, creating stories, depression, discord chat, Japanese girl, late night chat, lying on chats, Minecraft, multiple characters, online persona, passing time, pretending to be someone else, self reflection, Server, SUICIDE, traumatic childhood, unsolicited advice, weird behavior, Weirdo

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

I Miss Them Minecraft SMP

10. Love lost, 11. Wistful, 12. Sadness, 13. Regret, 14. Loneliness, 15. Longing for the past, 16. Fond memories, 17. Emotional longing, 18. Missing loved ones, 19. Emotional attachment, 2. Longing, 20. Longing for connection., 3. Memories, 4. Nostalgia, 5. Heartache, 6. Separation, 7. Yearning, 8. Emotional pain, 9. Reminiscing, Minecraft, missing someone, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2722
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).

We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.