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15k Sat Shitcoin Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	118

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Caution: May cause addiction

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	148	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Warning: Joining this server may cause uncontrollable laughter, extreme happiness, and an addiction to building pixelated worlds. Our server is so fun, even creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! From epic build battles to hilarious mini-games, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. So come join us, but be warned – you may never want to leave!

MomRageCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and arguments? Join our Minecraft server for a peaceful and stress-free environment! No more ex-addicts relapsing, no more yelling about forgotten chores, and definitely no more triggering traumatic memories.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who just don’t understand. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and unlimited reserves of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join now and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations (but don’t worry, we have a no-creeper policy in place). Let’s craft away the stress together!

SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, Bitcoin, cry, cryptocurrency, Cum, Digital Currency, emotional, finance, Gonna, hurt, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, pants, piss, RETALIATION, Revenge, sabotage, Shit, smp, SMPGamerGirl69, Spite, Volatile, vulnerable

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	73

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

GoblinSlayerMCServer91

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of craziness and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow? You can do that here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

SMP: GayCraft – Monsters, Aliens, and Demons #559

aliens, argoniananon, conventional furry species, Demons, DOOM, dragons, fantasy creatures, furry species, gay monsters, GayCraft, gayy, gmad, lewd mods, Modding Guide, Monsters, mythical creatures, paint tool sai, Robots, skyrim modding, skyrim mods, smp, sparkledogs, teratophilia, unconventional furry species, Warhammer Mods, Werewolves, Xenophilia

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Votes:	2861
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things weird and wonderful! Are you tired of the same old lions, tigers, and bears? Oh my! Join us at /gmad/ – Gay Monsters, Aliens, and Demons Thread, where we celebrate monsters, aliens, demons, and even unconventional furry species.

But beware, we have a strict no sparkledogs (MLP) policy, because we’re all about the truly bizarre and unique creatures. From dragons to werewolves to robots, we’ve got it all. And if less than two people complain about your post, it’s totally okay!

Join us for a wild ride filled with gory dragon marine and xenomorph stories, dragon slit play adventures, and even a Skyrim modding Rentry for all your monstrous needs. Our community is chill, creative, and always up for a good laugh.

So come on in, grab your weird dick (or other overlooked assortment) and let’s build something truly out of this world in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even encounter a sparkledog trying to sneak in, but don’t worry, we’ll send them packing with a roar!

SelfishCraft Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, comprehension level, destination wedding, eloping, ENGAGEMENT, exclusion, experiences, facebook group, family, inclusion, less fortunate, mentally disabled, milestone, Minecraft, relationship, selfish, selfish bitch, SelfishCraft, Selfishness, Server, sister, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Potions Brewed:	120	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life! Just like this wild family story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about including anyone else – unless, of course, you want to! You can elope with your in-game partner, explore new destinations, and create your own epic wedding without any interference from overbearing family members.

Forget about being called a selfish bitch – on our server, you have the right to be as selfish as you want! So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because the only drama here is the kind you create for yourself. See you in the game!

CraftyParentProbs

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyParentProbs, creativity, criticism, emotional, family, hobbies, interests, mental health, parents, personal growth, relationships, self worth, self-care, Self-expression, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Void Gems Collected:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Spears Created:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter that will make you forget all about your parents calling you an empty shell of a human being! 🤣🌟

🎨🍪🏀📝 From painting to baking to basketball, we’ve got it all on our server! And don’t worry, no one will tell you that your creations are garbage or burnt. In fact, we encourage you to let your creativity run wild! 🎨🍪🏀📝

💃🤸‍♀️💅 Ever wanted to try ballet or gymnastics? How about mastering the art of hairstyling and nail design? On our server, you can explore all of your interests without anyone telling you that you’re too stupid or that your designs are ugly. In fact, we think you’re a creative genius! 💃🤸‍♀️💅

🚀🔬📚 And if you’ve ever dreamed of pursuing a career in cardiovascular medicine or engineering, we say go for it! No one here will ever doubt your abilities or tell you that writing doesn’t pay enough. In fact, we believe in you and your potential to achieve greatness! 🚀🔬📚

Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. We promise you’ll have a blast and discover a whole new world of possibilities! 😉✨ #NoMoreEmptyShell #MinecraftMagic

CreeperCrusaders

arrogance, bad hygiene, being close-minded, being controlling, being disrespectful, being inconsiderate, being judgmental, being manipulative, being unreliable, CreeperCrusaders, dishonesty, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, unattractive behavior

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Dragon Eggs Found:	8977

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid all the unattractive things in life! We guarantee that no one will ever do anything uncool like wearing socks with sandals or double-dipping their chips here. Our server is a haven for only the most attractive and stylish players who know how to build the coolest structures and slay the most epic mobs.

But beware, if you do anything unattractive like building a dirt house or wearing mismatched armor, our resident fashion police will come after you with their diamond swords! So join our server now and let your inner beauty shine through in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have 14 leopard tanks ready to be dispatched to Ukraine within weeks! why do we have tanks in a minecraft server you ask? well, because we like to keep things interesting and who doesn’t want to ride a tank through a blocky world? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the land with our tank army! plus, where else can you find tanks in a minecraft server? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out! join now and let’s roll out!

DateCraft2030

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IN 8 YEARS WE GONNA BE LIVIN IN THE FUTURE AND WON’T HAVE TO WORRY BOUT DATES NO MORE. U CAN BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO THE DINOSAURS TIMES AND RIDE A T-REX. ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS BE THROWIN PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. PLUS, U CAN RIDE A PIGEON INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON. SO JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

AvianFluGoneViral

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8609	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	506422	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and zombies that do the cha cha slide. but wait, there’s more!

did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.

Bloom SMP: Where vanilla is semi, English is spoken, and crossplay is encouraged!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	300	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	The server supports versions 1.9 – 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and be part of a community where creepers are actually friendly and pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so social that even the Ender Dragon attends our weekly tea parties. Yes, you heard that right, the Ender Dragon loves a good cup of Earl Grey and a chat about the latest gossip in the Nether.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players. Rumor has it he’s a master at blending in with the environment, so good luck finding him!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest, most social Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.