Zaffeine SMP: Where Caffeine and Creepers Collide for Adult Java Junkies on a Budget

1.21 blocks, Active Admin, Adult, Budget, Caffeine, Collaborative, collide, CREEPERS, Discord, Engineer, full-time job, hard difficulty, java, Junkies, Limited Restrictions, Mature Community, No Economy, No-Claims, proximity voice chat, Simple Voice Chat Mod, Small Community, smp, Survival, Usa, vanilla server, VOIP, Whitelist, Zaffeine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	6381	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Server Type	Vanilla (no claims, no economy, just vanilla)
Game Mode	Survival
Age Restriction	18+ Whitelist
Voice Chat	Proximity Voice Chat
Java Version	1.20.4
Location	USA East
Cost	Free to play
Update Information	New 1.21 blocks
Other Features	Fire Tick Off

Overview

Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival Minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.

Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.

The server is currently run by Zaffeine, a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. Zaffeine administers and manages the server in his spare time, having played and enjoyed Minecraft since 2009.

Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to be added to the whitelist. Join our Discord server and request to be added by contacting an admin.

Are there any mods or plugins on the server?

The server is vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod for proximity voice communication and support for the new 1.21 blocks.

Is there an age requirement to join?

Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

Can I claim land on the server?

No, there are no claims on the server. Players are expected to respect each other’s builds and belongings.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed but should be consensual between players. Griefing and raiding are not permitted.

Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

As a small community-focused server, there is a limit to the number of active players to ensure a close-knit experience.

FoodCrafters

agricultural innovation, Agricultural Technology, crop yield optimization, efficient farming, efficient food production., environmental impact, food production, food security, food sustainability, FoodCrafters, land conservation, land productivity, land use efficiency, less land, opportunities, produce food, reduced land footprint, Resource Management, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable practices

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Farms Harvested:	764
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	185
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

join dis server if u wanna grow carrots on da head of a zombie pigman. we got magical dirt dat makes crops grow faster den u can say “creeper”. u can have a whole farm on just one block, cuz why not? who needs space when u got magic dirt? come join us and see how much food u can produce from just a tiny patch of land. it’s like a buffet for ur eyes and ur tummy. so come on, join us and start farming like a boss!

AussieSMP: Where koalas are the real architects and kangaroos are the griefers. Join us now!

Architects, AussieSMP, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, Economy, Griefers, Griefing, guides, HACKING, Join, Kangaroos, Koalas, Land claiming, multiple worlds, Player Trading, real, redstone contraptions, rules, smp, Spamming, Survival, teleport commands, Xray

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2749	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	15

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Server
Apply here	Apply Now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. We are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many survival servers modify various game mechanics, but this server aims to keep the Vanilla mechanics intact.
Decently sized shopping area for player created shops.
Teleport commands available for easy navigation.
Land-claiming system to protect builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for a full reset.
Part of a growing network with creative server.
External community resources like Automated Spectator Livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded
Please use common sense

If you just wanna play some Minecraft with friends or by yourself, this server is a great choice for you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply for the server?

A: You can apply for the server by using the link provided above. It is a whitelisted server, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed above that must be followed to ensure a pleasant experience for all players on the server.

Q: Can players from outside Australia join the server?

A: Yes, players from around the world are welcome to join the server. However, keep in mind that your latency might be higher due to the server being hosted in Sydney, Australia.

Q: Is the server regularly updated to the latest version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, the server is always running the latest version of Minecraft so players can enjoy the newest features and content.

Q: Are there any community events or activities on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various community resources such as livestreams, Discord for communication, and a wiki for information.

Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server

abortion, biological children, Chad, Chad Criteria, Chads, Cheating, child support, Crafty, death, feats, financial support, impregnation, male prostitution, Minecraft, Modeling, murder, physical fight, Polygynous Relationship, rape, Regain Status, Server, sex work

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	845	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?

Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.

But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”

So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SMPJewInAGentileBody

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Love Letters Sent:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

SleepyCraft

bad sleep patterns, children, Communication, exhaustion, Gaming, habits, husband, newborn, night feedings, overstimulating, overweight, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, sleep apnea, SleepyCraft, Snoring, Support, UNFAIR, Unhealthy, Wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	984
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed

confirmation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, KurskRedeployed, Military, military maneuvers, News, Politics, redeployed, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, update, White House

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Votes:	5181	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, the White House just confirmed that Russia redeployed their troops to Kursk region, and u know what that means?? It means we gotta build the biggest, baddest base to protect ourselves from any sneaky attacks! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret Russian spies hiding in the server, so we gotta be on high alert and ready to defend our turf at all times! Join now for epic battles, secret missions, and maybe even some Russian spy drama, who knows?? Let’s do this, gamers!

BondCraft: Atomic Chargez & Covalent Fun

academic study, ATOMIC, atomic charges, atomic structure, bond energy, BondCraft, bonding analysis, Chargez, chemical bonding, chemistry, Covalent, covalent contributions, energy distribution, Fun, Fundamental, important, ionic contributions, Materials, materials science, partitioning, Properties, researchers, scientific research, theoretical chemistry, theoretical description

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

so like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds on this epic minecraft server, right? but instead of just finding diamonds, you stumble upon a secret lab where researchers are doing some crazy experiments! they’re like, trying to figure out the atomic charges and chemical bond energy in materials, but in a minecrafty way!

join this server for a chance to be a part of the most mind-blowing scientific discoveries in the minecraft universe! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while building your dream castle! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into this wacky world of science and crafting today!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, BlockyLove, Blondes, chitoge, comedy, cute, Fake relationship, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, key necklace, Love Triangle, Manga, marika, Minecraft, nisekoi, Onodera, Raku, romance, Server, shonen jump, slice of life, Tsundere

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	842
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	8203
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

Minecraft SMP: HoloChadMaster5000

3D visualization, ar, augmented reality, digital experience, Entertainment, Futuristic technology, Gaming, holochad, HoloChadMaster5000, hologram technology, holographic communication, holographic display, holographic gaming, holographic interface, holographic projection, immersive technology, interactive media, Minecraft, mixed reality, next-gen technology, smp, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	120
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Block BreakupCraft

BLOCK, break up, BreakupCraft, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ending a relationship, falling out of love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, long term relationship, love advice, moving on, red flags, relationship advice, relationship struggles, seeking closure, signs of a breakup, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4418
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Gods Slained:	1

If your partner starts building diamond armor and enchanting weapons to protect themselves from you in Minecraft, it’s probably time to break up. Join our server where relationships are so intense, they spill over into the virtual world. Who needs couples therapy when you can battle it out in a PvP arena instead? Plus, we have a special “breakup island” where you can dump all your ex’s items and watch them burn in a fiery pit of lava. It’s cathartic, trust us. So come join us for some relationship drama and Minecraft mayhem!

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