RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP

absurd rules, office guidelines, rule breaking, silly rules, unconventional rules

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have this rule that says you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head, but like, no one follows it because we all know it’s just a joke from the admins.

One time, we had this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a cow, and they ended up destroying half the server with TNT. It was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that shot fireballs at anyone who got too close.

Plus, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and wear nothing but leather armor. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game, losers!

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ExFilesGone – No Ex, No Stress!

Trust, Insecurity, stress, Jealousy, social media etiquette

Are you tired of seeing your partner’s ex’s face popping up on their social media? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Ex Zone” policy! That’s right, no more awkward encounters with your partner’s past relationships while you’re trying to build the perfect pixelated castle. Join us and never worry about deleting old photos again, because on our server, exes are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! So come on over and let’s build a future together, one block at a time.

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MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition

muscle loss, muscle loss prevention, drug discovery, Medical research, scientists

so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit it will make ur muscles grow like u been hittin the gym 24/7? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got this crazy drug that reverses muscle loss in mice and we gonna add it to the game so u can be swole af while u mine and build and stuff.

imagine ur character in minecraft getting jacked just by playing on our server. u gonna be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, u gonna be so strong u can take on any mob that comes ur way without breaking a sweat.

come join us on this epic minecraft server and watch ur muscles grow bigger and bigger with every block u break. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out on all the gains u gonna make.

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Warped

warped, Community, Events, Minigames, java

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, always looking for new members to join us.

Links
Discord Invite
Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)

Vanilla Experience
Our server stays true to semi-vanilla roots, running on Fabric with quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and modifications are community-voted.

How To Join
We have high standards for new members. Join our Discord and apply!

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

Our server recently reset and we have no plans for another reset in the near future.

2. What kind of modifications do you use on the server?

We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing addons that deviate from vanilla gameplay.

3. Do you have any community events?

Yes, we often host group projects, minigames, and server-wide events to encourage community collaboration.

4. How can I join the server?

Join our Discord and submit an application. Our community sets high standards for new members.

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.3

Kadokawa Shoten, keyboardist, Osamu Takahashi, Raising Project, Campus culture festival

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids! Imagine a world where Shinji Ikari is raising the roof instead of giant robots. This server is like a romance comedy manga spin-off, but with blocks and creepers instead of pages and ink.

We got campus culture festivals, all-girl bands, and even some crossplay action going on. It’s a wild ride full of tropes and craziness that will make you question your sanity. So, come on and join the madness, because who needs reality when you have Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

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MommaDrama Minecraft Server

forgiveness, Resentment, hate, toxic behavior, Understanding

Looking for an escape from your real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from passive aggressive in-laws or food-hiding villains. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a special bonus of unlimited garlic and onion-free food for your virtual dogs. No more toxic treats from meddling MILs here!

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t hide your food in random places. Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Join us now and leave your mean MIL behind for good!

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ExBlockPartyFun

birthday celebration, family dynamics, parenting, Jealousy, ex’s girlfriend

Are you tired of dealing with your ex’s drama llama girlfriend? Do you want to host a birthday party for your child without any unnecessary drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a drama-free zone!

On our server, you can build the most epic birthday party for your child without worrying about your ex’s problematic girlfriend crashing the party. We have a strict no drama policy, so you can focus on taking pictures with your ex and your kids without any interruptions.

Join now and let’s build a virtual world where exes and their crazy girlfriends can’t ruin your special moments. Don’t let the drama llama girlfriend keep you from celebrating your child’s birthday in peace – join our server today!

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RentFreeFactsMC

useless information, Fun facts, RentFreeFactsMC, living rent free, head space

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and explore a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena when you defeat it.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, you can ride llamas into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? It’s true! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing skeletons and disco balls.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what random useless fact lives rent-free in your head? Join our server and make some unforgettable memories today!

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CrystalCraft Minecraft Server

carbon dioxide, environmental degradation, methane emissions, carbon cycle, water contamination

OMG u guyz, dis server iz so lit dat even Greenland iz shakin in its icy boots! our crystal blue lakes r turnin BROWN and belchin out CARBON DIOXIDE like itz nobodiez business. come join us on dis wild ride as we turn da world upside down in Minecraft! who needz global warmin when u got our server bringin da heat? Join now for a chance to witness da end of da world in da most epic way possible! 🌍🔥💥 #GreenlandAintGotNothinOnUs

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CraftyCrisisDanemark

foreign policy, Europe, Diplomacy, trump, leadership

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, denmark is in, like, CRISIS mode after a terrible phone call with trump about greenland. like, can you even imagine? it’s, like, so crazy, man. but, like, on this server, we don’t have any trump drama, just good vibes and epic builds. so, like, come join us and escape the chaos of the real world. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build some crazy stuff together, bro.

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