join our server and see for urself the mind-blowing abilities of our goats. u won’t believe ur eyes (or ears)! plus, if u don’t match up, who knows what kind of crazy stuff might happen? heart rate shifts, behavioural changes, u name it! it’s a wild ride, my dude.
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