So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you hear someone cough in the distance? Well, on this server, you can actually tell who it is just by their cough! It’s like some kind of superpower or something. Join us and become the ultimate cough detective in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a cape when you can identify someone’s voice just by their cough? Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who communicate only through coughing. It’s like Morse code, but way more hilarious. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So come on and join the fun!