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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3860 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!