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Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Items Found:	2258
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	307673
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Chimeras Created:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	175
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Towns Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	298	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
New Chunks Explored:	149015	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!