| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8082 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 27 |
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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6345 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 147 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4308 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8737 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4650 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4568 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6364 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 176 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 702 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3084 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 404 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9332 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6061 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9980 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6057 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5842 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
