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Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1100	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3005
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mines Excavated:	3436
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	793384	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Towns Built:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crops Grown:	5835
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!