we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with endermen.
our diamond pickaxes are actually magic wands that can turn pigs into unicorns and sheep into flying pigs.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.
so come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.
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| What Awaits You |
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| Brand New Map: Explore uncharted territories! |
| Community Builds: Collaborate on epic projects! |
| Challenges and Events: Win amazing rewards! |
| Why Join Us? |
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| Active Community: Friendly and welcoming! |
| Stay Connected: Join our Discord! |
| Creative Freedom: Build, explore, and create! |
| How to Join |
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| Apply Now: Add japiedepapie on discord and he will send you an invite link |
| Get Whitelisted: Get approved and start playing! |
| Begin Your Adventure: Dive into Season 2! |
A: You can get whitelisted by contacting japiedepapie on Discord and following the approval process.
A: Rewards may vary but can include in-game items, currency, or special privileges.
A: There is no specific theme or style, players have creative freedom to contribute to community builds in their own way.
A: Challenges and events are regularly scheduled by the server admins and announced in advance to all players.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and outrageous scenarios. From building giant banana houses to fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we’re not just about the nsfw stuff (although we do have our fair share of that too). We’re all about having a good time and creating epic adventures together. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a creeper appears and blows up your chances at love. Or maybe you’re building a cozy house for you and your date, only to have it raided by a group of zombie pigmen looking for a hot date.
But fear not, because on our server, every obstacle is just another opportunity for romance. Who needs boring dinner dates when you can bond over surviving a horde of skeletons together? So come join us and see if you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, it’ll be a date you’ll never forget!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own society complete with llama jousting tournaments and potato sack races. You’ll never know true excitement until you witness a llama riding a pig in a high-stakes race to the finish line.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with llamas, diamonds, and epic adventures that you’ll never forget!
we have a special event where ur character can time travel and meet all ur favorite tv families!! imagine having a barbecue with the tanners from full house or going on a road trip with the bundys from married with children.
join now for a chance to win a virtual dance-off with ur favorite 90s sitcom stars!! don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!!
Imagine battling against giant hovercrafts and taking on total assault missions that will test your skills to the limit. And don’t even get us started on the joint firing drills – you’ll be shooting your way to victory in no time!
But that’s not all, we’ve got 2x lessons and scrimmages that will have you leveling up faster than you can say “diamond sword”. And let’s not forget about the 2x commissions that will have you rolling in virtual currency like a Minecraft millionaire.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!