But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.
Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.
we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.
come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?
| Features |
|---|
| – Dynmap |
| – Graves |
| – Marriage Master plugin |
| – Vanilla-tweaks |
| – Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements) |
More about us:
If you’re interested, join our Discord server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Perennial SMP? | Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season. |
| How often does the map reset? | The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration. |
| What features does the server have? | Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements. |
| Is there a focus on lore? | Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website. |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera where your cousin is homeless, your dad is angry, and you’re the only one with a job. Will you save the day by paying for a hotel room with the wrong dates? Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family trust issues and Cash-App drama?
Join now for a chance to experience the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have real-life family drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole?”
