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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

/pol/ hate catholicism, adultery, based catholicism, burning on the stake, christianity abolition, church prohibited divorce, conservative Europe, Enforced Moral Order, Enforced Social Order, Europe under catholicism, historic catholicism, Holycraft, insane clownification, liberalization, massacre of Jews, massacre of mudslimes, Minecraft, Misconceptions on Catholicism, modern catholicism, moral massacres, nationalism, opposition to liberalism, patriarchal society, resistance to change, restrictions on immoral behavior, Server, templars, usury, women inferior to men

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ores Mined:	7717
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and guidelines? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you want to experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and where history is rewritten in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine a Minecraft server where the Church of Minecraft (formerly known as the white man’s religion) rules with an iron fist. Usury is the norm, immoral behavior is punishable by death, and women are considered nothing more than male slaves. But don’t worry, we also have epic battles against mudslimes and Jewish shits because why not?

Join us on this server to witness the glory of the Templars, who were more based than Hitler himself (yes, you read that right). And if you’re a fan of burning people at the stake or killing them for spreading liberalism, then this is the place for you!

So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world where Catholicism is as twisted and insane as a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. Join us now and let’s rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ores Mined:	4678	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	2830	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	2540	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
New Chunks Explored:	31219	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	5332
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	372	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	257
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3542	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4787
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	6980
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!