VMware ESXi Minecraft Servers

VMware ESXi Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyLove Minecraft SMP

    BlockyLove Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6180
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and had a secret base underneath where they hoarded all the diamond blocks, like what even?! And then there was this other player who tamed a whole army of creepers and rode them into battle against the Ender Dragon, it was epic!

    But seriously, if you’re looking for a relationship on this server, watch out for players who only want to trade dirt blocks for your diamonds, like, that’s a major red flag. And if someone starts building a shrine to a chicken god in your honor, run for the hills, trust me. And whatever you do, never trust anyone who says they can duplicate your items with a magic spell, it’s all a scam, I swear.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?) Can’t wait to see you there, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyUselessFacts

    CraftyUselessFacts
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5388
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 324005 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and discover the completely useless fact that creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to give you hugs! That’s right, instead of running away in fear, embrace the explosive love of a creeper today! Plus, our server has a secret underground village filled with dancing pigs and flying llamas. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Opioid Appetite Control Server

    Opioid Appetite Control Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3751
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1494 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Potions Brewed: 170
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got anorexic zombies runnin around with their opioid neurotransmitters on fleek! these zombies be lookin for some brains to munch on, but they also tryna regulate their appetite with them neurotransmitters. it’s a wild ride, fam. and don’t even get me started on the obese zombies, they be chillin with their low activity opioid systems, just tryna find some cake to nom on. it’s a whole buffet of crazy up in here, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the zombie apocalypse while learnin about neuroscience at the same time! #brainsandminecraft #neurotransmitterparty

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mystic Visionaries 1.21

    Mystic Visionaries 1.21
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 9252
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a rollercoaster of wackiness and insanity!

    We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    You’ll be questioning reality when you see the giant mushrooms wearing top hats and monocles, sipping tea and discussing the meaning of life.

    And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing sunglasses and riding on the backs of turtles.

    It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Potato Madness

    Pixelated Potato Madness
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 5093
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121 Dragon Scales Harvested: 379
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 299 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got battles, we got shenanigans, we got everything you need for a wild time. Join us for our web-based battle royale where anything goes and anyone can join in on the fun. It’s like a virtual Gashapon Bandai Official Shop, where you never know what you’re gonna get! Check out the link for more info and get ready to jump into the madness. Are you feeling lucky, punk? Join us now and let the games begin! Let’s get this party started! WOOHOO! 🎉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QuackCraft Minecraft Server

    QuackCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 3857
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 424
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got duck DNA in our engines, fam! like, how lit is dat?! imagine flying around in a plane made of duck DNA, just quacking through the skies, yo. it’s gonna be a quacktastic time, trust me. plus, we got like, super rare blocks made of duck feathers and beaks, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro. so come join us on dis wild ride, where ducks rule the world and minecraft is just the beginning, yo. quack quack, bish!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 4DayWorkWeekMC

    4DayWorkWeekMC
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 1838
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 5671
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have TWO HUNDRED uk companies signed up for a PERMANENT four-day working week! why work when you can play minecraft all day, every day?! build your dream world while your boss thinks you’re being productive. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself works here on fridays, so you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary minecraft figure. join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe signed by notch himself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone

    SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 4867
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Puffer SMP

    Puffer SMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4405
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5501 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Villages Defended: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Runes Activated: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Puffer SMP

    Server Type SMP
    Age Requirement 18+
    Season 04
    Applications Open!!

    Overview:

    Puffer SMP is a Minecraft server for players aged 18 and above. Currently in its fourth season, applications are now open for new players to join the community.

    FAQ:

    1. How do I apply to join Puffer SMP?

    To apply, fill out the application form on our website and wait for a response from the server admins.

    2. What mods/plugins are used on Puffer SMP?

    Puffer SMP is a vanilla Minecraft server, meaning no mods or plugins are used to keep the gameplay as close to the original as possible.

    3. Is Puffer SMP a PvP or PvE server?

    Puffer SMP is primarily a PvE (Player vs Environment) server, however, PvP (Player vs Player) is allowed as long as all parties agree to it.

    4. How often does the server reset for a new season?

    New seasons on Puffer SMP typically start every few months, depending on the activity and interest of the current players.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Amelia’s Realm 1.20

    Amelia’s Realm 1.20
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 4964
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, fam! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is run by none other than the legendary Amelia Watson and her trusty sidekick, Dooby!

    I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to hang out with these two absolute legends in the Minecraft world? They’re like the dynamic duo of dorkiness and awesomeness, bringing joy and chaos wherever they go!

    Plus, you know you’re gonna have a blast when you’re playing on a server that’s dedicated to appreciating our girl Amelia and her adorable antics. It’s like a never-ending party of fun, laughter, and pure insanity!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro! Let’s goooooo! 🎉🎮🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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