vlogged – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t crash cars, we crash creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Our server owner is a car repair guru by day and a YouTube sensation by night. He’s got stories for days, like the time his daughter took his sports car for a joy ride and ended up crashing it. But don’t worry, we promise not to let her near any virtual vehicles on our server.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as entertaining as a car repair shop reality show? Plus, we’ve got the best virtual mechanics around to help you fix up your pixelated rides.

Don’t be an AH and miss out on all the fun – join us today and let’s Minecraft and chill!

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Pixelated Nonsense Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers created by developers who couldn’t code their way out of a paper bag? Look no further, because our server was created by the one and only Bob McNoobington, who is famous for not creating a single good video game in his entire career! But fear not, because his lack of talent has somehow translated into creating the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so bonkers that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a visit (and promptly getting his butt kicked by a pack of rabid chickens).

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and questioning the very fabric of reality, come join us on this wacky adventure. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most absurd Minecraft server ever created by a developer who couldn’t make a good game to save his life!

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IrresponsibleCraft: Pay Up, Parents!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family secrets and financial betrayal!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game parents drop the bombshell that they’ve been secretly refinancing the virtual mortgage to fund their extravagant virtual vacations and online shopping sprees. And don’t even get us started on the virtual liquor consumption levels!

But wait, there’s more! Inherit virtual debt and monthly costs that will make your virtual head spin when they pass on the virtual house to you. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can navigate through virtual financial turmoil and family dynamics? Don’t miss out on the virtual fun – join our server today!

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TelAvivBoomCraft

TelAvivBoomCraft

so like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got drones flying around and crashing into things, it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft! come join us and witness the chaos as suspected hezbollah drones crash and explode in tel aviv, it’s like fireworks but way more dangerous! who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this level of excitement? join now and experience the thrill of dodging exploding drones while building your dream world, it’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss out on!

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VHS to VCR: Instant Replay

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE CAN WATCH SELFIE VIDEOS INSTANTLY. U DONT NEED NO BIG ASS CAMCORDER OR VHS TAPE. JUST CLICK A BUTTON AND BAM, U WATCHIN URSELF DOIN DUMB SHIT IN MINECRAFT. IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT BETTER. TRUST ME, U AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN LIKE IT. SO COME JOIN US AND BE AMAZED. WE ALSO GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND SHIT. YEAH, WE FLYIN AROUND ON UNICORNS AND SHOOTIN RAINBOWS OUT OUR ASSES. IT’S LIT, BRO. SO WHAT U WAITIN FOR? COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS!

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Always Virtuous, Occasionally Chaotic – SMP Server

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Eternal Virtue Minecraft Server

Overview

Discover Eternal Virtue: The Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey where your choices shape the world?

What makes Eternal Virtue unique?
Semi-Anarchy Thrills: Experience true survival with minimal rules.
Player-Driven Economy: Forge alliances, trade resources, and create your own economy.
Dynamic Gameplay: From spontaneous PvP battles to collaborative building projects.
Persistent World: Your actions shape the landscape and server history.
Community Spirit: Join a vibrant community of adventurers.

Join us today and connect to Eternal Virtue for a unique semi-anarchy experience in Minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Eternal Virtue operates on minimal rules, allowing for a true survival experience. Respect other players and their creations.
How can I join the community?	Connect to the Discord server at discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW to join our community of adventurers.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is discouraged on Eternal Virtue. Players are encouraged to build and collaborate with others.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players are encouraged to forge alliances, trade resources, and work together to create a thriving community.
How can I leave my mark on the server?	Your actions on the server, from building structures to forming alliances, will leave a lasting impact on the server’s history.

KingCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of ruling over a measly little dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, come join our server and become the new king! With a crown made of diamonds and a throne made of obsidian, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Only the bravest of players dare to enter, but the rewards are totally worth it. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether guarded by a giant chicken. Yes, you read that right, a giant chicken.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted apples that give you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat? Eat an enchanted apple. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Eat an enchanted apple. Want to turn into a llama for no reason at all? You guessed it, eat an enchanted apple.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become the new king of Minecraft. Just watch out for the giant chicken.

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and ride a flying llama into battle against the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

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ExMinecraftDrama: No Visits, Just Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have firefighters, injured dads, and tearful daughters all coming together for a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the drama and emotions of a hospital stay, without any of the actual pain or suffering!

Build your own hospital room and reenact the heart-wrenching decision of whether or not to let your daughter see you in a vulnerable state. Will you choose to protect her from the sight of machines and pain, or will you risk scaring her for life? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have exes who are furious with you, insisting that you were selfish for your decision. Will you stand your ground and defend your actions, or will you crumble under the pressure of their anger?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable parenting choices, only on our Minecraft server! Who knew virtual hospitals could be so entertaining?

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PillowCraft: Zzz Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a pillow fight? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pillow paradise! Join us and build your dream pillow fort, complete with fluffy sheep and bouncy slime block pillows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pillow King, a mystical being who grants wishes to those who can find his secret pillow stash hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with endless diamonds and a bed made of clouds.

So, put on your pajamas, grab your favorite pillow, and join us for the comfiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be careful not to fall asleep at your keyboard, or you might wake up with a pillow creeper staring you in the face.

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WaveMasterAI

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Yo, come join dis crazy Minecraft server where an AI program can predict when dem ocean waves gonna be poppin’ off! Imagine ridin’ dem sick waves on a blocky surfboard while creepers be watchin’ in awe. Plus, our AI program can help you find dem hidden treasure chests buried deep in the sea bed. So come on, join us and let’s ride dem waves like pros!

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