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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3169 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 190 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Emeralds Found: | 1396 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 823490 |
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