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SubsCraft: Where Paying to Play is the New Normal

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Votes:	2266	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6522

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even unicorn poop. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally INSANE Minecraft adventure!

Druids Gone Wild

Ancient, Ancient Druids, Beliefs, Celtic cultures, doctrine, Druids, greeks, History, knowledge, legal authorities, Literate, lorekeepers, medical professionals, political advisors, PRACTICES, priestly class, religious leaders, Rituals, ROMANS, Traditions, Wild, written accounts

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring the ancient Druids back to life! Join us and become a member of the high-ranking priestly class in ancient Celtic cultures. Our Druids are not just religious leaders, they are also legal authorities, lorekeepers, medical professionals, and political advisors. And the best part? They are all literate but refuse to write anything down because of their doctrine! Who needs written accounts when you can just rely on word of mouth, right?

Join us on this server and uncover the secrets of the Druids that were never written down. Previous threads have already started discussing the mysteries surrounding the Druids, so don’t miss out on the fun! Who knows, you might even uncover some ancient magic that will help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before!

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, treasure, and excitement as you explore the vast world we’ve created just for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the characters from the latest version 2.1 of a popular game have decided to make a special appearance. Yes, you heard that right! You can team up with Robin, Boothill, and many more to conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server that ever existed! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Diamonds & Drama: A Minecraft Server for Hypergamy Whores

attractive partners, attractive people, bifag, Chads, common sense, diamonds, Disgusting, Drama, effeminate, Ego, ego boost, hypergamy, hypergamy whores, love, loveless sex, lower sex drive, Minecraft, Server, sex appetite, sleeping around, slut, Understanding, Whores, wildly attracted, Women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	688935
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	3655
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of loveless sex and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Are you tired of feeling like a bifag with a low sex drive? Well, fear not! On our server, you can channel your inner Chad and conquer the virtual world with your EPIC skills!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own LOVELESS empire, where you can attract all the virtual hotties and show them who’s boss!

Who needs real love when you can have a WILD attraction to pixelated characters? Let your imagination run wild and create your own SLUTTY paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner CHAD! Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places…or not. Either way, it’s gonna be a WILD ride!

ChainsawCraft: Where Lumberjacks Rule and Creepers Drool

Apocalypse, Asa, AsaDen manga, Bittersweet Ending, ChainsawCraft, Characters, Climax, CREEPERS, Denji, Drool, fate, forsake it, Fumiko, Heroic Sacrifice, Lumberjacks, macro-level, Makima, micro-level, Obsession, relationship, rule, Save The World, sekaikei, star-crossed lovers, Third Option, world, Yoshida, Yuko

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dimension Hops:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are the key to saving the world! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and apocalyptic scenarios.

Picture this: you and your in-game crush are faced with a decision that could change the fate of the entire server. Will you choose to focus on your relationship, or will you save the world from impending doom? The choice is yours, but beware of Heroic Sacrifices and Star-Crossed Lovers along the way.

In our server, every action matters, no matter how small. That time you shared a virtual pizza with a friend? It could be the deciding factor in the ultimate showdown between love and destruction. And don’t forget, taking a Third Option is always on the table, if you’re feeling extra adventurous.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, where your choices truly shape the world around you. Who knows, you might just be the chosen one to save us all.

RiddleCraft: Where the puzzles are as confusing as your search history

brain teaser, Brainteaser, challenge, Code, Confusing, conundrum, Cryptic, encrypted data, encrypted file, encrypted message, Enigma, History, locked document, locked file, mind game, Mystery, perplexing, puzzle, Puzzles, puzzling, Riddle, riddlecraft, search, secret message

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crops Grown:	1553	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with their mundane quests and lackluster builds? Well, have I got a server for you!

Imagine a world where unicorns roam freely, dragons guard hidden treasures, and aliens trade with players for rare resources. This server is like no other, with pixelated pandas that can talk and creepers that break out into dance parties when defeated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who has mined over 1 million diamonds and is rumored to have a secret base filled with enchanted golden apples and endless emeralds. Will you be the one to uncover his riches?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what wonders and surprises await you in this fantastical world!

CurryCraft: Where Indians Fear No Creepers

Adversity, Bravery, challenge, Conquer, courage, CREEPERS, currycraft, determination, fear, FEARLESS, heritage, Indian, Indians, indigenous, perseverance, Proud, resilience, strength, Struggle, triumph, Victory, warrior

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even the bravest Indian warriors tremble in fear! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some mind-blowing reasons:

1. Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. That’s right, we’ve got mobs running for cover! 2. The loot on this server is so legendary that even Herobrine himself is jealous. You’ll find diamonds for days! 3. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. A family that fights off creepers together and laughs together. 4. The PvP battles on this server are so intense, they’ve been known to break space-time continuum. You’ll be battling in dimensions you never knew existed! 5. And last but not least, our server events are so insane that they’ve been known to cause players to question their own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you’re having this much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the unbelievable adventures that await on our server. Just be prepared to face your fears…if you dare!

Crafty Mindustry Madness

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	155
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Potions Brewed:	168	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Oh my Notch, have you heard about this Mindustry server?! It’s like Minecraft on steroids, with industrial machines and crazy defense systems.

Join our server for a chance to build a diamond-powered rocket ship to explore the galactic mines of the space dimension.

But beware, there are creeper drones and zombie robots trying to steal your redstone stash.

So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever!

Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition

adulting, affordable, apartment living, Crafty, crybabies, Edition, financial struggle, generational differences, hard work, Home ownership, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, kicked out, La, millennial, NYC, parents, perseverance, plant job, yuppie fantasy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3281
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	7192	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?

Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!

Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!

MasterCraft: Where Every Block is a Training Montage

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	611
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	827
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on GIANT LLAMAS that can fly through the sky and shoot RAINBOW LASERS out of their eyes. Not only that, but you can also find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking PIZZA SLICES that give you superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to defeat the EVIL LLAMA KING in battle, you will be granted access to a secret area where you can build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS and GUMMY BEARS.

So what are you waiting for? Join Master Asia today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!