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UkraineWithdrawalCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where 49% of russians support withdrawal of troops from ukraine! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even putin himself is like “daaaamn, i gotta play on that server!” we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the most epic loot you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a russian army taking over the world (in a totally non-political way, of course). so come on, comrade, join us and let’s conquer minecraft together! da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da -
Putin’s Break Time Bonanza
come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants u to have SEX on work breaks to increase birth rate!! 😂🤣🔥🚀 we got crazy builds, wild adventures, and non-stop fun! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever! 🤪👾💥🎮 #putinminecraftserver #sexonworkbreaks #crazyadventures -
CraftyPutin Minecraft Server
so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.
come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
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Putin’s Baby Boom Bonanza
join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants you to have s*x during work breaks for the fate of russia!!! he says the declining birthrate can only be saved by crafting babies in minecraft!!! build a love shack, make some pixelated babies, and save the motherland!!! putin is counting on you, comrade!!! come join now for the most wild and crazy minecraft experience ever!!! 🤣🤪🇷🇺 #minecraftbabymaking #putinlovesminecraft #russiababies -
PutinCraft: Troop Size +180K
so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players. -
CraftyPutin’sWarEndPlan
So, like, this server is, like, so crazy awesome, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, we got this dude Vance, right, and he’s, like, got this plan to end the Ukraine war, but get this, it’s, like, basically the same as Putin’s plan. But, like, who cares about that, right?You gotta join this server because we got, like, the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. We got a giant chicken that shoots fireballs, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.
And, like, if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, which is guarded by a pack of evil cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and maybe even save Ukraine or something, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.
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PutinCraft: EndWarNow!
join our epic minecraft server where we bring peace to russia and end all wars with the power of building blocks and pixelated chickens. our fearless leader, putin, will guide you through epic battles against creepers and skeletons as we conquer the virtual world together. come join us and be a part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history. who needs nukes when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? let’s show the west who’s boss and build a world where peace reigns supreme. join now or face the wrath of the mighty ender dragon! -
PutinSaysNoToWar
so, like, u know how putin is all like “i gonna start a war” and everyone is like “chill dude, it’s just rhetoric”? well, on our minecraft server, we take that rhetoric to a whole new level! join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace talks over some virtual tea. who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama and excitement in the blocky world of minecraft? come join us and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual world leader! -
KurskCraft Minecraft Server
Come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we fight like Zelensky in Kursk Oblast! We have slain 6,000 Russian soldiers and counting, all in the name of BLOCKS and CREEPERS! Our battles are so intense, even Herobrine is scared to join! Join us now and be a part of the craziest war in Minecraft history! Who needs peace when you can have EXPLOSIONS and DIAMONDS?! Let’s go, gamers! -
PutinJrCraft Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS POLITICS. JOIN US AND YOU’LL DISCOVER THAT PUTIN’S SON WAS ACTUALLY BORN IN SWITZERLAND… IN MINECRAFT! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST LIKE PUTIN’S SON’S SECRET SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS. COME BUILD WITH US AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. PUTIN WOULD BE PROUD… MAYBE.