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CraftyLammy’s Frozen Billionaire Minecraft Server
omg u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it got da craziest story eva!! so like, dis dude Lammy is gonna unfreeze billions for Ukraine from some russian oligarch who sold Chelsea FC! like, how insane is dat?? u gotta join dis server to be part of dis epic saga and maybe even help Lammy save da day! plus, we got like, mad cool builds and mini games and stuff, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join?? come on, get in on dis wild ride and be part of history in da making! #LammySavesUkraine #MinecraftMadness -
EuroCraft: Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy war between france and russia in europe. like, u can be on team france and help seize all of russia’s assets in europe. it’s like a virtual battle royale but with blocks and stuff. join now to be part of the madness and see who comes out on top. plus, there’s like, free virtual cookies for all new players. so, what are u waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s see who will reign supreme in this epic minecraft war. -
KGBCraft Minecraft Server
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover top secret ties between Trump and the Russian KGB! Build your own spy headquarters and uncover hidden messages in the blocks. Maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to Putin’s palace! Don’t miss out on the conspiracy fun, join now and become a master spy in our crazy world of blocky espionage! -
PutinPeaceCraft
If you’re tired of political drama and just want to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs in Minecraft, then you need to join our server ASAP! We promise that Vladimir Putin won’t be dropping any troops into your virtual world, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Putin goes to unwind after a long day of international diplomacy. Who knew he was such a Minecraft fanatic? Join now and maybe you’ll even run into him mining for diamonds! -
EuroOilSimpMinecraft SMP
Guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We got llamas that can do the Macarena and villagers that trade diamonds for dirt. And get this, our server is powered by Russian oil and gas, like literally. We have a whole underground network of pipelines running through our virtual world, it’s wild.But seriously, you gotta join because we have the craziest adventures. One time, we found a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers and we had to defeat them with our epic dance moves. And another time, we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started laying golden eggs everywhere. It was chaos, but so much fun.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s powered by Russian oil and gas? It’s the future, man.
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CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret talks with russia about reopening gas pipelines, just like trump did! who knew minecraft could be so political? build your own pipeline and negotiate with world leaders while crafting diamonds and fighting off creepers. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! join now for a chance to be the next minecraft diplomat! -
Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag
come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan! -
KremlinKarensBanHammer
u kno wat else is ban-worthy??? joining any otha minecraft server other than ours!!! cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin on in this blocky world, u won’t even believe it!!!we got pigs flyin around with jetpacks, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!!! if u wanna experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us!!!
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens!!! and if u manage to find it, u get a lifetime supply of golden carrots and enchanted armor!!!
so forget about them boring old servers, come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life!!! just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around!!!
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SnowballFightCraft
lol imagine if u were playin on this minecraft server and u found out the EU was tryna confiscate part of russia’s $280 BILLION like wut even is happenin. come join our server for all the crazy drama and chaos u could ever want. who knows, maybe u’ll stumble upon some hidden treasure or start a war between nations. anything can happen on this wild ride of a server. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!