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ClubCraft: Drug Drama

Apology, Argument, career concerns, ClubCraft, Confrontation, Drama, DRUG, Drugs, ecstasy, facebook, fake story, Gaslighting, inheritance scam, mutual friends, nightclub, online business, PARANOIA, Rock star, Screenshots, VIP area, Writing a book

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	488573	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	3601
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with inheritance scams, rock star encounters, and ecstasy-fueled nights at the nightclub (not really, but we can pretend)!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good gaslighting session and enjoy having their names used in outrageous stories without their permission. Who needs privacy when you can have your name plastered all over a fictional tale involving fake drug use and VIP encounters with non-existent celebrities?

Join now and experience the thrill of arguing with friends over whether or not you’re the asshole for wanting to keep your online business reputation intact. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where anything goes, even if it means making you look bad in the process. Let the chaos begin!

NSFWadviceMC SMP

Adult, advice, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Erotica, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Mature, NSFW, NSFWadviceMC, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, seduction, sexual, smp, taboo

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HoliCrafterz

christmas, Easter, Favorite, favorite holiday, Fourth of July, Halloween, Hanukkah, HoliCrafterz, holiday, Holiday Celebrations, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, independence day, Kwanzaa, Labor Day, memorial day, new years, Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Do you love holidays as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, every day is a holiday! Join us for a wild ride through a world where every day is a celebration. Want to celebrate Christmas in July? We got you covered. How about Halloween in February? We can make it happen. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s make every day a holiday to remember!

ParkourPals Minecraft Server

antwerp, Belgium, crime, Dead, feet tied, hands tied, Homicide, investigation, man, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, murder, News, Palestinian, park, ParkourPals, Police, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	188	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!

Bombing, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, devastation, earlier attack, eastern europe, home city, international relations, military aggression, missile strike, mourns deaths, political turmoil, Revenge, Russian missile, Tragedy, Ukrained, Ukrainian president, violence, War, world news

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, imagine this: a Russian missile hits the Ukrainian president’s crib, like boom! But wait, there’s more! The city is already mourning from another attack, talk about bad luck, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have epic builds that can withstand any missile attack. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and of course, some good ol’ Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life chaos when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let’s blow things up together!

Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!

Active players, Claim, Conquer, Countries, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, ENTERING, Factions, Ip:, JOINING, LifeSteal, PvP, replica, Saga, Season, Shenanigans, smp, Start, Survival, ViolentStormz, Void, Wars, Working

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Minecraft Earth SMP Server Overview

Description
I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

Description

I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server.
When does the current season start?	The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

anger, anonymous hookups, autist, BPD, Charles Grodin, CraftyTime, Cuddling, death, female, hate, Midnight Run, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, NEET, old man, ONLINE, Robert DeNiro, romantic feelings, Server, sex, violent hatred

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9692
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	7839

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

SayHisNameMC SMP

honor his name, long live his name, never forget his name, remember his name, say his name, say his name always, say his name forever, say his name in justice, say his name in memory, say his name in peace., say his name in remembrance, say his name in solidarity, say his name in tribute, say his name loud, say his name proud, say his name with honor, say his name with love, say his name with respect, say his name with reverence, SayHisNameMC, smp, speak his name

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

Robux Revenge Minecraft Server

apple pay, car purchase, compensation, family dynamics, godly items, grounding, Justice, Minecraft, older sister, parental favoritism, pocket money, rare items, retail job, Revenge, Robux, Sacrifices, saving money, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, stolen phone, theft, value of money

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Dimension Hops:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being the responsible older sibling who always has to make sacrifices for your little brother? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

On our server, you can steal your brother’s virtual items and sell them for profit, just like this player did in real life. Who needs parents to take your side when you can take matters into your own hands in Minecraft?

Forget about Apple Pay and Roblox drama, come join us and create your own justice by pranking your siblings in the most epic ways possible. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a simple password like your birthday – we’ve all been there!

Join now and let the sibling rivalry unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s see who comes out on top in the ultimate sibling showdown!

TaxiCraft: No Rides for You

Argument, Boundaries, bus fare, CAR, Chronic pain, city, cold shoulder, Demands, disabled, discomfort, Driving, Duty, ENTITLEMENT, medical appointment, reliable transportation, RIDES, roommate, Store, TaxiCraft, Transportation, Treatment, Uber

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your entitled roommates? Are you sick of being kicked out of bed just because you’re the only one with a driver’s license? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped by anyone. No more 100+ mile drives every week, no more cold shoulders for setting boundaries. And the best part? You can even run over virtual zombies for stress relief!

So come join us and leave all your real-life chauffeur duties behind. Who needs reliable transportation when you have a blocky world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!