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SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Votes:	6019
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

best decision, BestDeciMinecraftSMP, career path, decision making process, education, fulfillment, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal growth, positive outcomes, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, success

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	119	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	184	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#classified information, best kept secret, confidential information, confidential websites, covert online activities, CraftyCreeperz, exclusive online content, hidden gems, hidden online gems, hidden online world, hidden treasures, internet, internet secrets, online mysteries, secret online communities, secretive websites, top secret online, undercover online, undercover websites, undiscovered gems, unknown websites

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	105	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

cognitive distortion., Craft, inner critic, inner monologue, inner voice, introspection, mental health, monologue, negative thoughts, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-analysis, self-aware, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, unreliable, unreliable narrator

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventures, air drop, Auctions, boss killing, Bosses, Casino, Chillcraft, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, hats, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Shops, Structures, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

54.36.232.15:25583

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

animal, animal characters, Animal Vtuber, Anthropomorphic, Babes, cross-species romance, Digital Content Creation, Digital Ethics, ethical concerns, FANTASY, Human, hybrid beings, interspecies relationships, Minecraft, online communities, role playing, Server, Social Interaction, Technology, virtual avatars, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	2193
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, eftg, Escape, escape from tarkov, general, grooming servers., Gun Builder Website, Killa edition, Minecraft, newfags, offline single player, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, smp, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs, written guide

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	204
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

assets, BUILD, Church, Communication, concerns, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, generations, inherit, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial fund, parents, Properties, PropertyCraft, Religion, Siblings, Support, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mines Excavated:	3046
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!