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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2940 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” competition? The winner gets a crown made out of actual diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Cock Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to…well, you know. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrosity and live to tell the tale?
So come on down to our wacky SMP and join in on the fun! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep an eye out for any rogue cock monsters. Happy mining!
