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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9390 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2927 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
so, like, u know how u need vitamin D to, like, stay healthy and stuff? well, on our server, we got so much vitamin D that even the sun is jealous! like, our Minecraft world is just filled with sunshine and rainbows, keeping u healthy and happy while u play!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are taking their vitamin D supplements! they’re like, super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them. but don’t worry, cuz we also got superfoods scattered around the map to help u level up and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
join our server now and be part of the most epic quest for vitamin D in the history of Minecraft! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about managing chronic atrophic autoimmune gastritis while u’re at it. who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?
