SO, IF U WANNA BE A MINECRAFT LEGEND, COME JOIN US AND FEAST ON THESE MAGICAL BLOOD ORANGES. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant broccoli monsters that shoot kale lasers from their eyes! Explore a world where carrots are actually sentient beings that will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Apple of Immortality!
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted fruits that grant you superpowers like flying on a banana peel or turning invisible by eating a magic blueberry!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure? Come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience out there!
Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct milk fortresses and cheese castles! And don’t even get us started on the political implications of milk – it’s a whole new world out there!
Join us now for a chance to become the ruler of the milk kingdom and lead your fellow players to victory! Who knew that milk could be so epic?!
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!
So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!
rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!
oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.
so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!
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**Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**
? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!
? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!
⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!
? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!
? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!
Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!
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213.239.198.168:25804
"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"
| Server Type | Bedrock Only |
|---|---|
| Current Players | 5 |
| Features | Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District |
| Age Requirement | 13 or older |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel. |
| What if I am under 13 years old? | Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server. |
| What is the server’s theme? | The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district. |
| Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join? | We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft. |
Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.
So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.
Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?
So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…
