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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1708 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
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