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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1536 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 102 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 86 | Magic Items Found: | 8589 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
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