Vitamin D Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Vitamin Deficient Diabetics

Chronic illness, deficient, diabetes complications, diabetes management, diabetics, health, health risks, Lack of essential vitamins, Men, mens health, micronutrient deficiencies, mineral deficiency, MINERALS, nutrient deficiency, nutrition, research, type 2 diabetes, Vitamin, Vitamin D, vitamin deficiency, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	740924
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your lack of essential vitamins and minerals! We’ve got so much Vitamin D, you’ll be glowing brighter than a diamond block in no time! Plus, we’ve got crazy adventures and quests that will have you forgetting all about your deficiencies. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of snacks to keep you energized while you play. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Vitamin D City

bone health, Chronic illness, city, disease prevention, health, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, immune system, immunity, Longevity, Nutrients, Optimal levels, preventative care, Strong bones, sun exposure, Sunlight, Supplements, Vitamin, Vitamin D, vitamin deficiency, wellness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing eva, man. u know why? cuz, like, it raises ur vitamin D levels, bro. like, u can get it up to 40-70 ng/mL, which is, like, so good for u. u won’t get sick anymore, u’ll be, like, super healthy and stuff. join this server and u’ll be, like, invincible. u’ll be, like, a superhero in minecraft, man. so, like, what r u waiting for? join now and become a vitamin D warrior!

SunshineCraft – Photosynthesis Evolution

Ability, adaptation, biological change, develop, energy production, Evolution, evolutionary time, Future, genetic mutation, humans, natural selection, photosynthesis, photosynthesize, Potential, scientific speculation, Sun, Sunlight, SunshineCraft, synthesize, theoretical possibility, Vitamin D

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	192	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Animals Bred:	86
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	165

so, like, imagine if you join this epic minecraft server, right? like, you’ll be able to do all sorts of crazy stuff, like photosynthesize like a plant! yeah, you heard me right, you can become a human plant on this server!

just imagine walking around, soaking up the sun and turning it into energy. you’ll be the envy of all the other players, trust me. and who knows, maybe one day you’ll even evolve to the point where you don’t need food anymore, just sunlight.

so come on, join this server and start your journey to becoming a photosynthesizing minecraft master! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

bone density, bone health, calcium, Calcium Supplements, CrackCraft, Fracture Prevention, Fracture Prevention in Women, Fracture Prevention Research, Fracture Risk, health supplements, Hip Fracture Risk, Hip Fractures, Hipsters, Long Term Care, osteoporosis, Vitamin D, Vitamin D and Calcium, vitamin D benefits, Vitamin D Deficiency, Vitamin D Studies, Women’s Health, women’s health issues

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2958	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	51
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Tan Lines R Us

Beach, body efficiency, efficient body, healthy skin, lines, melanin production, natural tan, outdoor activities, skin care, Summer, sun exposure, sun protection, sun safety, sun-kissed glow, sunscreen, tan, tan line fashion, tan line goals, tan lines, tanning, UV rays, Vitamin D

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

join our epic minecraft server and show off your tan lines to prove just how efficient your body is! we have a secret underground tan line competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual sunscreen! plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in emojis – can you decipher their messages and uncover the hidden treasure? join now for a chance to become the ultimate tan line champion and ghost whisperer!

Outside is Overrated Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Biking, Exercise, Explore, fresh air, gardening, Hiking, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nature, outdoor activities, Overrated, picnicking, Relaxation, Running, smp, Socialize, sports, stress relief, Sunshine, Vitamin D, Walking

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	5804	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1989	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Votes:	542	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are they crazy?! Who needs fresh air and sunlight when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and build your own virtual paradise?! Trust us, the only vitamin D you need is Diamond Ore and the only fresh air you’ll be breathing is from your computer fan!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue llama. Our community is a mix of seasoned pros and total noobs, so whether you’re a redstone wizard or can barely craft a wooden pickaxe, there’s a place for you here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once built a house entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets of this mysterious specter and maybe even learn a thing or two about building with explosives?

So forget about the real world and dive headfirst into our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunshine and fresh air when you can have endless fun, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions along the way? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PixelPCOS Power-Up

Endocrine System, fertility, hormonal disorders, hormonal function, hormonal health, hormonal imbalance, hormonal regulation, insulin resistance, metabolic parameters, PCOS, PixelPCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, powerup, reproductive health, supplementation, Vitamin D, vitamin deficiency, vitamin deficiency symptoms, vitamin levels, vitamin therapy, weight management, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	758	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ores Mined:	2579	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that don’t do nuthin’ for ya? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical land of wonder and excitement, where the sun always shines and the creepers are actually friendly!

Join our server and you’ll be feelin’ like a brand new person, thanks to our secret ingredient: Vitamin D! That’s right, we sprinkle that stuff on everything, and let me tell ya, it works wonders. Your metabolic parameters will be off the charts, and you’ll be runnin’ around like a crazy person in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special events every week, like the Great Creeper Dance-Off and the Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant. Plus, our staff is the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. They’ll make sure you have the time of your life, even if it means sacrificing a few chickens along the way.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server today and start livin’ your best Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server that offers free Vitamin D supplements? It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions.

VitD GastritisCraft: Immune Boost & Nutrient Fun!

autoimmune diseases, autoimmune disorders, Boost, chronic atrophic autoimmune gastritis, chronic illness management, Fun, GastritisCraft, gastrointestinal health, health benefits, immune, immune responses, immune system function, immune system health, immune system regulation, immune system support, Medical research, Medical Treatment, nutrient, Nutrient absorption, nutrient deficiencies, scientific studies, scientists, University Hospital of Patras, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	107	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	378

so, like, u know how u need vitamin D to, like, stay healthy and stuff? well, on our server, we got so much vitamin D that even the sun is jealous! like, our Minecraft world is just filled with sunshine and rainbows, keeping u healthy and happy while u play!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are taking their vitamin D supplements! they’re like, super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them. but don’t worry, cuz we also got superfoods scattered around the map to help u level up and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

join our server now and be part of the most epic quest for vitamin D in the history of Minecraft! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about managing chronic atrophic autoimmune gastritis while u’re at it. who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

PixieMines.com

Adventure, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Innovative, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, PixieMines, Plugins, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Season, Server, teamwork, Unique, Updates

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1030	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

A friendly Prison server, with a twist of extra RPG aspects, and brand new ideas with most plugins being home made giving us the ability to ship massive updates in a faster pace. Join us in our first season and help us shape the server together!

mc.pixiemines.com

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2503	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

1000, adult children, anniversary, Birthday, busy months, childish, DadCraft, display table, employment, family, Father’s Day, gift giving, Gifts, Giving, Lego Millennium Falcon, Minecraft, moved out, opt out, parents, salary, Server, Star Wars, Upset

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being left out of gift-giving? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of treating yourself like a king, just like this player who bought himself the Lego Millennium Falcon because his family forgot about him.

On our server, you can build your own virtual Millennium Falcon and display it proudly in your virtual den. No need to rely on others for gifts when you can spoil yourself with pixelated luxury. Plus, who needs real-life presents when you can immerse yourself in a world where you can create anything your heart desires?

Join now and show off your self-gifting skills to all the other players who understand the true value of treating yourself. Who needs gifts from others when you can gift yourself the ultimate Minecraft experience?

WeddingCraft: No Dad Speech Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, emotional intelligence, emotions, family, Father, Grief, love, Marriage, Maturity, mom, parents, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Speech, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family disputes, emotional speeches, and grown adults throwing tantrums like never before.

In this server, you’ll have to deal with overbearing dads who want to steal the spotlight at your virtual wedding. Watch out for surprise speeches that will make you question your entire existence. Will you stand your ground and tell dad to take a hike, or will you let him have his moment and ruin your big day?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to face accusations of being too sensitive and told to grow up by virtual parents who just can’t seem to understand boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning if you’re the a-hole in this virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

ParentingFail Minecraft Server

indicators of bad parenting, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting concerns, parenting difficulties, parenting failures, parenting issues, parenting mistakes, parenting problems, parenting red flags, parenting struggles, parenting warning signs, ParentingFail, Server, signs of abusive parent, signs of bad parenting, signs of inadequate parenting, signs of ineffective parenting, signs of neglectful parent, signs of troubled parent, signs of unfit parent, warning signs of bad parenting

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	73	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are your parents still making you eat your veggies and do your homework? Sounds like they need a break! Join our Minecraft server where parents are banned and kids rule the virtual world. Build your dream house without any pesky rules or bedtimes. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the most skilled players can find. So ditch your boring parents and come join the fun!

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, coping mechanisms, depression, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, positive mindset, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self love, self worth, self-care, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that it will literally stop you from ending your life. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was feeling so down and out that they were about to jump off a virtual cliff in Minecraft. But just as they were about to take the plunge, a magical unicorn appeared out of nowhere and told them about our server. Intrigued, the player decided to give it a try and lo and behold, they were instantly filled with joy and wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let us save you from the depths of despair with our crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless fun! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

UkrainianDroneCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, anti aircraft, Black sea, combat capabilities, Defense, defense systems, helicopters, military advancements, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, new capability, Sea Drones, Server, shoot down, technology showcase, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy, UkrainianDroneCraft, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Emeralds Found:	792	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, on this server, we got sea drones straight outta Ukraine that can shoot down helicopters! Like, how crazy is that? Imagine cruising around in the ocean and then BAM, you see a helicopter and you’re like “Not today, bro!” Join our server for the ultimate thrill of dodging sea drones while trying to survive and build your own epic base. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness this insane technology in action? Come join us and see for yourself!

TerrorCraft: Deport & Destroy

anti-terrorism efforts, cabinet, CounterTerrorism, deport, deportation laws, deportations, destroy, Europe, extremism, foreign nationals, German, germany, Government, immigration, law, national security, policy, Politics, praise, radicalization, SECURITY, TerrorCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	603736	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the german cabinet is all about deporting players who praise terrorism. like, what even is that? but hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky gameplay, then this server is for you! join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the deportation madness. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server with your anti-terrorism skills! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the deportation fun begin!

KidCraftHardMode

challenges of parenting, chaotic moments, children, difficult moments, endless energy, family, funny parenting, hard mode, humor, KidCraftHardMode, love, parenthood, parenting, parenting struggles, patience, raising kids, RESPONSIBILITY, rewarding, sleepless nights, sobering up a friend, tough love

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ores Mined:	4497
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world where creepers are your only problem. our server is like a daycare for adults, except instead of changing diapers, u get to build epic castles and battle dragons.

imagine a world where bedtime is whenever u want it to be and snacks are unlimited. no more sticky fingers on your keyboard, just pure gaming bliss.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds galore.

so if u wanna trade in your screaming kids for screaming zombies, join us on dis server and let the adventure begin. trust me, it’s like trying to sober up a friend on hard mode, but way more fun.