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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defence systems, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, missile strike, occupation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Votes:	831
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyDownUnder

Accountability, australian politics, Ban, bill, campaign finance, CraftyDownUnder, Democracy, donation restrictions, elections, Electoral Process, Government, legislation, lobbying, political corruption, political donations, political integrity, public trust, REFORM, south australia, transparency, world-leading

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

Pretty2UglyCraft

aging, Appearance, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, beauty struggles, body image, Confidence, inner beauty, Insecurity, outer beauty, physical changes, Pretty2UglyCraft, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, societal pressure, transformation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!

we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.

if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).

YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	9265	Players Killed by Monsters:	5427

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

battery health, battery level, battery life, battery replacement, charging, device charging, device maintenance, electronic device, electronic maintenance, headset, headset care, headset maintenance, headset usage, low battery, low battery warning, low power, Minecraft, power, recharge, rechargeable, RechargeCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

collaboration, cybersecurity, disinfo, Disinformation, eastern europe, information warfare, international relations, Launch, Poland, Poland and US, Propaganda, russia, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, TACKLE, Targeting, Ukraine, US, Wars, Warsaw, Warsaw centre, WarsawCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magic Items Found:	5643
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!

BlockyBrisbane Minecraft Server

BlockyBrisbane, bris milah, circumcision, controversial practice, health risks, herpes transmission, Jewish ritual, Jewish tradition, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral suction, religious practice, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because metzitzah b’peh is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On metzitzah b’peh, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and a really shiny complexion).

So why wait? Join metzitzah b’peh today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).