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Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

SepsisSquad: Data-Driven Docs

AI tool, clinician decision-making, data analysis, DataDriven, decision support, demographic data, docs, Feature, Healthcare, hospital patients, Improvement, lab test results, machine learning, medical AI, patient care, predictive performance, risk assessment, Sepsis, SepsisSquad, Support, Technology, uncertainty, vital signs

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4012
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, man. It’s got this AI thingy that helps doctors figure out who’s gonna get sick with sepsis. But get this, it’s like, not sure of itself, ya know? It’s all like, “I dunno, man, maybe I need more info to be better at this predicting stuff.”

But wait, there’s more! This server is like, totally insane, dude. It’s got all these crazy features that make it stand out from the rest. Like, you can ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Or you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless, man.

So, why should you join this server? Well, for starters, where else are you gonna find a place that combines cutting-edge AI technology with the wacky world of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust me, you won’t regret it. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

SisSlacker Minecraft Server

black sheep, career opportunities, college student, employment process, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, job application, Job Opportunities, lack of ambition, Minecraft, Parental Pressure, Recommendation, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisSlacker, spoiled behavior, work ethic

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Spears Created:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the black sheep of the family? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of missing out on multiple opportunities just like OP’s sister!

We come from a family that is not extremely wealthy, but is doing fine, just like our server. But don’t worry, we provide you with many valuable opportunities to switch majors, never hold down jobs, and demand and complain just like a spoiled child.

Experience the joy of doing the bare minimum, switching majors in college, and never planning for the future. Just like OP’s sister, you can live on your own but do nothing on your own!

Join our server and feel the thrill of not sending important documents needed for your employment, just like OP’s sister. And if you fail to send the document, recruitment period ends and you’re out of luck!

So if you want to experience the life of a big baby who misses out on opportunities and blames others, join our server now! Don’t be an ah, join us today!

TipsyTrespassersMC

amorous sounds, Angry, bar, Drunk, Drunken, female, friendship, Male, mobile, Neighbour, party lifestyle, Patronising, Ridiculous, Safety, Sober, THIRTIES, TipsyTrespassersMC, towel, twenties, Worried

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience all the drama and excitement of a rowdy party lifestyle without ever leaving your computer! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night our player’s neighbor brought home two drunk guys from the bar.

Venture into our virtual world and witness the chaos unfold as you try to navigate through the loud “amorous” sounds coming from your neighbor’s apartment. Will you be the hero who knocks on the door to check on her safety, or will you be the one reading a book with headphones on, trying to drown out the noise?

But beware, just like in real life, your actions may not always be appreciated. You might find yourself in a heated argument with your neighbor, who accuses you of acting like her dad when all you were trying to do was be a good friend.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living next to a party-loving neighbor who always keeps you on your toes. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

DumbCraft SMP

Assumptions, cognitive abilities, DumbCraft, INTELLECT, intelligence, judgement, mental capacity, misconceptions, Perception, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Enchantments Applied:	71	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Emeralds Found:	9710	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky and wild SMP where intelligence is totally overrated!

We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!

CraftyWasteLand

CraftyWasteland, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, frivolous expenses, frivolous investments, frivolous spending, money wasted, paying for, pointless expenses, superfluous items, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary fees, unnecessary luxuries, unnecessary purchases, unnecessary upgrades, unneeded services, useless gadgets, useless subscriptions, useless things, wasted money, wasted resources

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless things like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to spending your precious resources on anything other than building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored obsidian, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer moves?

So why waste your time and resources on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the craziness begin!

HotCraftSummer

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, environmental crisis, environmental impact, extreme heat, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, heat wave, HotCraftSummer, hottest summer, long-term effects, melting ice caps, natural disasters, record-breaking, rising sea levels, rising temperatures, temperature records, weather patterns

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	68	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the lava flows like water and the zombies wear sunglasses cuz it’s so dang hot! our server is so lit, it’s like living in a volcano but without the pesky burns. come hang out with our friendly creeper neighbors who love to give hugs (explosive ones, that is). we’ve got a secret underground base where the coolest players hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat). so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is hotter than a dragon’s breath!

Crafty Kitchen – Where Creepers Cook

Cook, cooking area, cooking room, Crafty, CREEPERS, culinary room, culinary space, domestic living, food preparation, home design, home improvement, home organization, house layout, household rooms, household spaces, interior decor, kitchen, kitchen design, living space design, living spaces, meal preparation, renovation ideas, residential design

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Magic Crystals Found:	6

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have kitchens that are actually called cooking rooms cuz why not lmao. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a real party up in here. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. come join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have a secret room filled with llamas wearing top hats, like wtf is even happening anymore? just come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

Fish Guts Anti-Aging | Minecraft

Age spots, anti-aging, antiaging, beauty, Collagen, compounds, Cosmetics, Dermatology, elastin, Fish, fish guts, guts, ingredients, Minecraft, natural remedies, research, seabream, skin care, skincare, skincare products, Skincare Routine, study, wrinkles, youthfulness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	544
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

LOLZZZZZ join dis EPIC Minecraft server where u can mine fish guts to make ur own anti-aging skincare products!!! Forget those expensive creams, just dig deep in da ocean and get dem wrinkle-fighting compounds straight from da source! Rumor has it, if u use dis skincare, u will look 10 years younger in just one week!!! So what u waiting for?? Come join da fishy fun and say goodbye to dem age spots FOREVER!!! 🐟🌊💁‍♀️ #FishGutsSkincare #WrinkleWarrior #MinecraftMadness

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
New Chunks Explored:	201265	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Game Grumps is a popular Let’s Play web series on YouTube featuring hosts Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan playing and commentating on video games. The channel was created in 2012 and has since gained a large following for its humorous and entertaining content. With a mix of comedy, gaming expertise, and genuine chemistry between the hosts, Game Grumps has become a fan favorite in the online gaming community.

Elton Palace Project

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Towns Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Items Found:	4324
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	24
Crops Grown:	9696	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

1.15.2 | Minecraft Server | Experimental

Banned Players Games proposes new gaming experiences through minecraft prototypes, designing very radical concepts with heart and devotion.

EPP is an experimental social game with an original concept, connect roads and transport ressources inside a bedrock megastructure where darkness is the main threat for everyone.

epp.mine.fun

ChefVortex

Battles, Bridge fight, Challenges, ChefVortex, Duels, Eggwars, EXCITEMENT, Ffa, Minecraft, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Explore thrilling PvP action with Eggwars, intense free-for-all battles in FFA, and strategic duels on the Bridge Fight map! Join us for epic challenges and endless excitement!

play.chefvortex.net