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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8897 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 283 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.
And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.
So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.