come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got trichromacy and ultraviolet sensitivity like some fancy marsupials, but we aint no kangaroos, we minecraft players yo! color vision be advantageous for us even at night cuz we be playin all day and all night, just like them nocturnal critters. we got trichromacy like them fancy mammals but we aint no placentas, we just minecrafters tryna have a good time. so come on over and see the world in a whole new light, literally, cuz we got all them crazy colors and uv sensitivity goin on. it’s a wild ride, just like a kangaroo hoppin through the night, except we be hoppin through minecraft worlds and havin a blast. so join us and let’s see what kind of crazy adventures we can get into together!
-
Nocturnal Marsupial Color Vision
-
PixelVisionLASIK
Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!
-
BengaliBlindCraft
Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where color-blind Bengalis can’t see their flag properly? Well, guess what, we got that and so much more! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated chaos and confusion.Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. It’s like a farm on steroids, man.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s actually a misunderstood cuddle bug once you get to know him. He loves giving out hugs and kisses to all the players who dare to challenge him.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where color-blind Bengalis struggle to see their own flag, pigs fly, and the Ender Dragon is a big softie? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, so come on in and let the madness begin!