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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3707 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Star Shards Collected: | 165 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
hey u, ya u reading this. do u like minecraft? do u like having FUN? well come join our server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha-cha.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?
