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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4645 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?