visiting family Minecraft Servers

Visiting Family

  • Mining My Own Business

    Mining My Own Business

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Enchanted Exile: A Minecraft Odyssey of Familial Dread

    Warning: Crossing the threshold into the realm of twisted loyalties may result in existential quakes. Proceed with extreme caution.


    In the dense fog of pixelated parenthood, a legend is born. Locked within the blocks of our server lies a labyrinth of familial expectations, military assignments, and the unyielding weight of guilt. Here, players are thrust into a dizzying vortex, where every corner turns to confront the Great Grandparent Conspiracy— a plot entangling Minecraftia with the raw bonds of blood.

    Are you ready to unearth the Dark Secrets of The Enchanted Exile?

      • Family Discords & Non-Visitation Realms: Navigate treacherous lands where family pressures loom like menacing Endermen, shrouded in sicharcoal guilt.
      • Combat Mode: Engage in chaotic battles against the Visitation Enforcers, a mythical faction hell-bent on dragging innocent children back to the arms of their overbearing grandparents for prolonged visits. Beware: they wield unsolicited advice as their secret weapon!
    Feature Effect
    Baby Blocks These blocks multiply guilt by 1,000 upon your touch.
    Grandparent’s Guilt Potion Mind-bending brew delights your feelings of inadequacy. Comes at a price!
    Escape Planning Glider Take flight from family obligations… only to crash into grounding realities.

    Whispered tales of the Server’s Origin

    They say The Enchanted Exile was birthed from the very essence of a mother’s anguish and a soldier father’s stoic silence. Whispers echo through the Nether; players report Mysterious Mobs that laugh maniacally at your attempts to escape the familial web of guilt.

    "I was banished from this server after I dared to follow my dreams. I now speak to the Lost Children of the Block. They know too much." – Anonymous Survivor

    Player Testimonials (Contains Contradictory Quotes):

      • "Only here can I experience the thrilling guilt trip of a post-nuclear family saga." – u/PlayerUnknown

      • "I joined to escape my family, but they found me anyway— trapped in a loop of endless Taco Tuesdays!" – u/FleeceOfMoms

    Conspiracies YOU Never Knew Existed:

      • Rumor has it, this server was banned in 12 countries for inciting rebellion against parental mandates! What secrets lurk behind its curtains? And why won’t your grandparents let you leave?
      • The Great Drop-Off Theory: If you choose to bring your children to the biannual Family Reunion Dimension, rumors say you’re destined to become a Memorial Block.

    Join Us— If You Dare!

    Step into The Enchanted Exile and challenge the very fabric of family dynamics. Leave your sanity at the door and embrace the pixelated pandemonium! Will you uncover the hidden treasures of childhood, or shall you remain ensnared in the relentless cycle of visitation requests?

    F.A.Q. (Frequent Absurd Queries)

      • Q: Will my family ever understand why I choose the server life?

        • A: Who’s to say? The mobs might. They know everything.
      • Q: Can I bring snacks?
        • A: Only if they come with an apology letter to your grandpa. Otherwise, they are considered contraband.

    Step into this land of chaotic family ties—before they grasp you in an iron grip of endless reunion voicemails and daily check-ins.

    Join now, or risk being forever exiled in the void of extended family obligations!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DustyCraft: Allergic Adventures

    DustyCraft: Allergic Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with dusty houses that make your allergies go haywire? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about dust again! Our virtual world is clean and dust-free, perfect for those with sensitive sinuses like you. Plus, you won’t have to confront any mother-in-laws about their messy homes – just log on and play to your heart’s content!

    We have a special “Dust-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any pesky dust particles floating around. And if you ever feel the need to escape from the real world and its dusty problems, just hop on our server and relax in our virtual paradise.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to dust allergies forever! Who knew a video game could solve your real-life problems?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mom’s House, Not Mine!

    Mom’s House, Not Mine!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being treated like a maid in your own family home? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, even if you’re just a visitor! No more cleaning up after everyone else’s messes, unless, of course, you feel like it. Our virtual world is a place where you can relax, have fun, and never be guilt-tripped into doing chores. Plus, our virtual pets don’t need feeding, so you can focus on building your dream castle instead of picking up dog poop. Join now and leave the real world responsibilities behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

    Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

    Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

    Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MommaNoCrashPad

    MommaNoCrashPad

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boyfriend’s mom being more obsessed with him than you are? Do you need a break from her constant need for attention and 24/7 time with your man? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and escape the overbearing mother-in-law who thinks she owns your boyfriend. Build your dream world where you can have all the space you need without someone constantly talking and crying about everything.

    On our server, you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve without worrying about your boyfriend getting defensive. So come join us and build a world where you can finally have some alone time without his mom breathing down your neck!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AnonCraft Server 201245856

    AnonCraft Server 201245856

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wacky adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a castle made entirely out of cake and defended it from an army of evil chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Lagoon, where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from one floating platform to the next while dodging fireballs and angry squids. The first player to make it across without falling into the lava wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CapcomCraft SMP – WTF Minecraft SMP

    CapcomCraft SMP – WTF Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather boots. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Ender Dragon vs. Wither Boss” showdown – it’s like Wrestlemania but with pixelated monsters!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Kid-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

    Kid-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life problems behind.

    On our server, everyone is family – even if they’re not technically related. We don’t discriminate against any players, whether they’re your niece, nephew, or just a random block-building buddy. Plus, we have a strict “no overreacting” policy, so you can leave all the drama at the door.

    Join us for the most epic virtual wedding you’ve ever seen, where all players are invited and treated like royalty. Who needs a save the date when you can save the world in Minecraft instead?

    So come on down to our server and show your support for your virtual family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new niece or nephew to add to your blocky clan. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCraftBabyDrama

    MineCraftBabyDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Just like this player’s brother and sister-in-law, you have the freedom to name your in-game characters whatever you want. But beware, if you choose the same name as someone else, chaos may ensue!

    Join our server and experience the drama unfold as two cousins battle it out over the name Oisín. Will they come to a truce and share the name, or will they engage in an epic naming war? Only time will tell on our server!

    With families from all over the world, including Irish and Hispanic backgrounds, you never know what kind of naming shenanigans will happen next. So come join us for a wild ride of naming disputes, cultural clashes, and family drama – all in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment

    HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to inject some ridiculousness into your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” while wearing a top hat.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Sheep can even teach you how to fly on a pig while juggling flaming potatoes. Who wouldn’t want to learn that skill?

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Happiness awaits you, my friend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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