| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4616 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1922 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Our server is like a scene out of John Wick, but instead of cool electronic music, we have parrots singing Justin Bieber songs (they’re surprisingly good at it). And forget about boring old retards, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master builders who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come join us for a wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6669 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 445 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
First of all, our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Yes, you heard that right – CATS! They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create a meow-nificent world for you to explore.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Nyan Cat, who will guide you on your adventures with its rainbow trail. Follow the Nyan Cat and you’ll discover hidden treasures and secret realms that will blow your mind.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own pet ocelot to accompany them on their journey. These fierce felines will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path.
So what are you waiting for? Join Кoт today and experience the most fur-tastic Minecraft server in existence! Trust us, you’ll be feline fine in no time.
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8123 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5779 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wild horses and racing against speedy rabbits as you build your dream home in the vast open plains. But be warned, the steppes are also home to elusive unicorns and mischievous leprechauns, so watch your back!
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the steppes lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered beast and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life in the steppes!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 414 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day! Plus, our server is constantly evolving with new updates and events, so you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Just be careful not to get caught in a dance-off with Jelly Hoshiumi – rumor has it, no one has ever beaten her moves!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1710 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 1709 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Votes: | 5871 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Join us on our server where the holographic chickens rule the land and demand respect from all players. These Holos are no ordinary chickens – they can build entire castles with their beaks and lay diamond eggs that make you invincible in battle.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Holo Pig, who can fly through the skies on a magic carpet made of bacon. Join forces with the Holo Pig and conquer the skies in epic aerial battles against other players.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Holo Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to secret treasure troves filled with rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show these Holos the respect they deserve – or face their wrath in the most hilarious way possible!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2066 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Large player base | Can be laggy due to high number of players |
| Wide variety of games and activities | Can feel overwhelming for new players |
| Frequent updates and new content | Some games may be overcrowded |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Completely custom gamemode | Smaller player base |
| Unique gameplay inspired by popular strategy games | Lack of variety compared to larger servers |
| Opportunity for strategic gameplay and building | PvP events may not be as competitive |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8487 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5115 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6939 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5503 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space, where you can battle it out with European players and show off your historical knowledge. From building ancient civilizations to reenacting famous battles, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a famous historical figure who will challenge you to trivia quizzes in exchange for rare loot. Can you outsmart them and claim your reward?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the historical autism begin!
