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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1826 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7956 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!
