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CorneaCraft: Stem Cell Trials
hey u, ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like stem cell therapy for ur cornea, it reverses all da damage u thought was irreversible! just like how dis clinical trial repaired patients’ corneas with stem cells from their own eyes, dis server will repair all da damage in ur virtual world! join now and watch ur minecraft world transform before ur very eyes, just like magic! so come on, what u waitin for? join dis server now and let da healing begin! -
EyeRepair Inc. – StemCellSight
yo, yo, yo! come join our cray cray minecraft server where we take stem cells from your eyeballs and transplant them into your damaged eye to repair that shiz! we got 14 patients who tried it and like, 90% success rate, bro! you’ll be seeing like a freakin’ eagle after playing on our server, no joke! so come on over and let’s get those eyeballs poppin’! -
Crafty Cornea Clinic
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can restore corneas with stem cells? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we do all that and more! come join us and be part of the most epic medical breakthrough in minecraft history! we got doctors, we got patients, we even got a whole lab dedicated to growing stem cells in the game! trust me, u won’t find this kind of crazy sh*t anywhere else. join now and be part of the regen report revolution! -
VisionCraft: Nerve Repair Drug
come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can restore your vision in the game! we got this new drug called LL-341070 that can make your brain go brrrr and repair all the damaged stuff in your virtual world. just like how it enhanced mices brain in real life, it will enhance your minecraft brain too! who needs glasses when you can just pop a pill and see clearly again in the game? join us now and experience the ultimate high of virtual vision restoration! -
PixelPeeper’s Eye Spa
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like whole eye and face transplants in the game! Imagine having a whole new eye in Minecraft, even if you can’t see through it, at least its pressure is normal and blood flow is good, right? This is like the first successful whole eye transplant without rejection in the Minecraft world, a total game-changer! So come on and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get a new eye in the process, who knows what could happen on our server! -
VisionCraft: Gene Therapy Quest
hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that can literally RESTORE UR VISION??? well this server is like gene therapy for ur eyes, except instead of needles we use PIXELS.imagine logging in and suddenly being able to see in the dark like a freakin cat. u can spot those sneaky creepers from a mile away and never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again.
this server is like the cure for LCA1 but instead of fancy doctors in lab coats, u got a bunch of blocky characters running around building epic structures and fighting off zombies.
so if u wanna see the world of minecraft in a whole new light (literally), then join us and let’s restore ur vision one block at a time.
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BrainyHugsCraft
so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.
and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.
so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?
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CraftyCombat Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between STR or DEX? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we have a special potion that gives you the strength of a thousand creepers and the dexterity of a ninja cat.Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who can shoot fireballs out of their beaks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can tame and ride the mighty beast into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.
So why settle for just STR or DEX when you can have both and so much more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!
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TheCraftyHubby Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the size of our black husband’s BBC! In 2016, we were voted the top SMP for 100 women who couldn’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, massive structures that will make your jaw drop. So why wait? Come join us and see why our SMP is the talk of the town (and the envy of all other servers)! -
OpinionatedNoobs
hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.if u join dis server, u will find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds every time u log in. not only that, but u will also get a pet zombie pigman that will follow u around and do your bidding.
oh, and did i mention that the sun never sets on our server? that’s right, it’s daytime all day, every day. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky mobs coming to ruin your day.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let the insanity begin!