Vision Problems MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Post Eye Minecraft SMP

eye health tips, vision problems, eye health resources, eye health community, eye health awareness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your minecart.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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Myopiacraft2050

vision impairment, vision problems, eye conditions, vision trends, future predictions

Are you tired of living on a planet where everyone is going blind? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the impending myopia apocalypse! Our virtual world is filled with vibrant colors and crystal-clear vision, guaranteed to keep your eyesight sharp for years to come.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking carrots who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them in their nightly fiestas and learn the salsa moves that will make all your friends jealous.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who roams the server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it he can even cure myopia with a single spit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and save your eyesight while salsa dancing with talking carrots and hunting down diamond llamas. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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FloatersMC – The cure for boring Minecraft servers!

vision problems, Alternative Medicine, job security, Minecraft, Boring

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a never-ending case of vaxxed-up warts! Our server was born out of a desperate need for distraction after a questionable vaccination experience, and let’s just say things got a little out of hand.

But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.

So if you’re looking for a non-surgical solution to your wart problem, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs a dermatologist when you have a diamond sword and a potion of wart removal? Join us today and let’s wart our way to victory!

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ParanoidCraft: Where even the creepers are watching you! Join us after the solar eclipse for some blocky fun!

Fun, vision issues, CREEPERS, blocky, solar phenomenon

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual reality experience ever! Our server is so immersive, you might start questioning your own vision after playing for too long. But don’t worry, it’s just a side effect of our mind-bending gameplay. Who needs normal vision anyway when you can have tunnel vision in Minecraft? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and see the world through a whole new (and slightly distorted) perspective!

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All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

toxic relationships, Shit, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative experiences

Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

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Bus Sex Minecraft Server

first time, forbidden actions, intimate experience, innocence lost, curious exploration

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 3rd-grade bus ride? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re losing your virginity all over again (hopefully not on a bus this time).

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that fateful bus ride. From secret underground tunnels to explosive creeper encounters, you never know what’s around the corner.

And just like that unforgettable moment on the bus, joining our server will leave you with memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So come on, hop on board and let’s make some new memories together. Just remember to keep it PG-13 this time, okay?

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TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Aspiring Vtubers and Startups

streaming, trasph, nijisanji en, davinci resolve, Brave Group

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a 40coomer model photoshoot? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of trashy, /asp/ie vibes and vtuber advice!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a few questionable structures along the way). Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with expert opinions and totally legit reasons why you should choose one over the other.

But that’s not all – we also offer open company auditions for Hololive EN, Nijisanji EN, and even the Brave Group. Who knows, you could be the next big vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our server, where the memes are spicy, the builds are wacky, and the community is as supportive as a pair of 40coomer models in a photoshoot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

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Build and Barter

Skyblock, Adventure, Survival, MCMMO, Factions

Welcome to Build & Barter, a vibrant Minecraft server where creativity and community come together! Here, you can unleash your inner architect as you construct incredible builds, from cozy homes to big castles. Trade and acquire resources, turning your hard work into wealth as you build your empire!

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””Poor Land Escape”” Minecraft Server

Hardship, Land, Minecraft, poverty in Poland, ISOLATION

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a potato? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking trees. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So come on over and join the madness, because life is too short to play on boring servers like Po(or)land!

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Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage

copeland, rotting piece of garbage, minor leagues, Minecraft, Garbage

Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

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