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Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

blinded, blocks, concern, CREEPERS, eclipse, eclipse aftermath, eclipse effects, eclipse recovery, eye care, eye damage, eye discomfort, eye examination, eye health, eye health concerns, eye protection, eye safety, eye sensitivity, health, partial eclipse, permanent damage, real, right eye, Sensitive, vision, vision health

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8912
Divine Spears Created:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Animals Bred:	134
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crops Grown:	7666
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Towns Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Towns Built:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Alien Abductions:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	175	Farms Harvested:	771
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!