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Myopia Masters: Bifocal Kids
join this cray cray minecraft server, where we got young nearsighted kids wearing bifocal contact lenses running around like headless chickens! but don’t worry, once they take off those funky lenses, they still keep the benefits! it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. come join the fun and watch myopia progress at an age-expected rate, whatever that means! just don’t forget to bring your own bifocal contact lenses, cuz we don’t provide those here. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get blocky! -
PixelVisionLASIK
Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!
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GlassesOff4Craft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special glasses-wearing club for all you sexy nerds out there! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the pixelated world with our trusty spectacles.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground glasses-wearing society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot. Will you dare to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of the lens-wearing elite?
So grab your pickaxe, put on your glasses (or take them off, we won’t judge), and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wacky antics and unexpected surprises await you in this crazy virtual world!
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Would you rather Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and laughing your way through crazy adventures with a community of like-minded players.Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The player had to engage in a hilarious dance-off with the chicken to claim the loot. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with other players to defeat the Pigman King in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!
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Hitman’s Hideout Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose to either sign contracts with other players for crazy challenges or earn blood money by hunting down mobs and collecting their loot!Ever wanted to see a player ride a pig off a cliff while juggling diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible with our wacky contracts system. From building giant statues of chickens to creating a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless!
But if you’re feeling more adventurous, you can join the blood money crew and take on dangerous mobs for their valuable loot. Imagine taking down a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand and coming out victorious with a chest full of rare items. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of contracts or blood money like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sense of humor handy.
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Nightmarish Minecraft SMP Experience
Are you tired of living in a nightmarish dystopian European society? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own utopian paradise and escape the European madness.Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or racing pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can best his chicken army in battle.
So say goodbye to the European chaos and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft SMP. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!
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BubbleCraft
Bubblecraft is a unique Minecraft server that offers the best of both worlds: a thriving Survival experience with a competitive KitPvP mode, all packed into one exciting adventure! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or strategist, there’s something for everyone.
bubblecraft.net
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Aura Craft 1.21.1 FUTURE Minecraft server
Welcome to the Aura Craft server!
Join the adventures in the world of Aura and invite your friends!
Learn new recipes, fight new monsters and take part in events!
Join clans and participate in clan games
Build your city and customize trade
Learn the history of Aura and get new recipes
Trade physical currency on the server
Join the Guild and create your own currency
Before visiting the server, be sure to read the rules in our DS
And also discover the unique opportunities on the server
Chat with other players
We will be waiting for you on our server!
IP: mc.auracraft.eu
Minecraft Version: 1.21.1
mc.auracraft.eu
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Demon Invasion Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! Join us on a wild adventure where we explore the depths of the earth, uncovering ancient secrets and battling sea creatures that survived the great flood.Forget about aliens and space, we’re all about the Nephelim and giants that once ruled the world. Dive into a world of mythology and history, where every block tells a story and every mob has a tale to tell.
Join us on this epic journey as we uncover the truth behind biblical history, fight off chimeras and mutations, and build our own civilizations in a realm created by the Almighty himself. Who needs aliens when you have giants and sea creatures to contend with?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin! Who knows what secrets and treasures await you in this crazy, chaotic world.
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Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Worldbuilding General
What if your favorite Minecraft YouTuber wasn’t just a content creator, but a powerful leader of their own nation in a wild SMP world? Join our server where fanbases and content creators are reimagined as rival nations, battling it out for the glory of their oshis! Will you forge alliances or engage in epic battles for dominance? Explore our interactive map, check out our introductory document for new players, and dive into the chaos of our VITI ARCHIVE. Join now and become a legend in the making, because on this server, anything is possible – even forming alliances with creepers!