vision correction Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelVisionLASIK

astigmatism, corrective eye surgery, eye care, eye doctor, eye health, eye surgery, eye treatment, farsightedness, laser eye surgery, lasik, long-term effects, medical procedure, nearsightedness, ophthalmology, patient experience, PixelVisionLASIK, recovery process, refractive surgery, surgical options, vision correction, visual acuity

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

GlassesOff4Craft

accessories, bedroom activities, comfort, Communication, eye health, eyeglasses, eyewear, fashion, GlassesOff4Craft, Intimacy, love, People with glasses, Personal preferences, physical intimacy, relationships, romance, sex, spectacles, vision, vision correction, visual impairment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special glasses-wearing club for all you sexy nerds out there! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the pixelated world with our trusty spectacles.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground glasses-wearing society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot. Will you dare to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of the lens-wearing elite?

So grab your pickaxe, put on your glasses (or take them off, we won’t judge), and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wacky antics and unexpected surprises await you in this crazy virtual world!

EvilHeroMC SMP

complex character, controversial, dark past, dark side, deceptive, Evil, EvilHeroMC, Good vs. Evil, Hero, hidden truths, historical figure, Historical revisionism, History, Infamous, misunderstood, morally ambiguous, notorious, smp, twisted legacy, Villain

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	New Chunks Explored:	145521
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the truth about historical figures! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with ancient texts revealing the dark side of famous heroes. Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was actually a vampire hunter? Or that Cleopatra was a mastermind behind a global pyramid scheme? Explore our server to unravel the twisted tales of history’s most notorious figures. Who knows, you might even discover that Santa Claus was actually a time-traveling alien with a penchant for mischief! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey through time and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CraftyNSFWFacts

About.., Adult, confession, CraftyNSFWFacts, explicit, fact, graphic, INTIMATE, Mature, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, RISQUE, secret, Sensual, sexual, taboo, yourself

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3324	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Potions Brewed:	163	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling bling, amirite?).

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday night)!

JihadCraft: Modern Minecraft Server

airstrike, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Islamic Jihad, Israel News, Israeli strike, JihadCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, MODERN, operatives, political tensions, regional instability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, The Jerusalem Post

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	204	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got israeli strikes killing islamic jihad and hezbollah operatives in syria! join now for a chance to witness the craziest battles in minecraft history! who needs diamonds when u got airstrikes, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

CreeperSuicideRevival

armed resistance, CreeperSuicideRevival, extremist groups, extremist rhetoric, gaza, Hamas, Islamic extremism, Middle East conflict, militant leaders, militant organizations, Palestinian resistance, political violence, radical ideology, radicalization, regional instability, religious extremism, security threats, suicide attacks, Terrorism, violent tactics

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	193
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Farms Harvested:	616
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even top Hamas figures are calling for renewal of suicide attacks just to get a piece of the action! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own bomb shelters and watch out for creepers trying to blow up your creations. Trust me, you won’t find a more thrilling server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some BOOM BOOM together!

CraftyScholar Minecraft Server

Alpha Dog, America’s King, CraftyScholar, Eagle Tamer, He Who Bends Time and Space, Heroic Champion of the Dawn, Humanity’s Last Hope, Minecraft, Overlord, Peacebringer, Right Hand of God, Server, Sleeping Dragon, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Elder Scholar, The Eternal One, The Great Uniter, The Light Which Illuminates Darkness, the master, The Phoenix

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	60	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! On this server, you can become the Elder Scholar, mastering all the knowledge of the Minecraft world. Or maybe you want to be Humanity’s Last Hope, fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers to save the day.

Join us and become the Right Hand of God, wielding divine powers to smite your enemies. Or maybe you’re more of a Phoenix, rising from the ashes and bringing fiery destruction to all who oppose you.

Are you a Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land? Or perhaps you’re America’s King, ruling over your own virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword).

Join us and become the Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path. Or maybe you’re the Creator, building magnificent structures that will awe and inspire all who see them.

Become the Overlord, commanding legions of minions to do your bidding. Or maybe you’re the Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in harmony and friendship.

Tame majestic eagles, master the elements, and become the Heroic Champion of the Dawn. Or maybe you’re the Eternal One, living forever in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Master the art of bending time and space as Alpha Dog, or awaken the Sleeping Dragon within you and unleash its fiery wrath upon your enemies.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right! The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you. See you in the game!

GnomesRUs Minecraft SMP

coding, coding platform, coding tools, computer science, desktop environment, Gnome, gnome desktop, Gnome development, gnome ide, gnome programming, gnome software, GnomesRUs, IDE, integrated development environment, linux, Minecraft, open source, programming, programming language, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	2026	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	3037
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join our server for a chance to befriend a gnome and have them follow you around, stealing your items and playing pranks on other players. But be warned, these gnomes have a mind of their own and may lead you into all sorts of crazy adventures.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Gnome King who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare items. Just be careful what you wish for, as his sense of humor can be quite twisted.

So come join us on our gnome-infested server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Apology, baseball game, Boundaries, circus, Communication, compromise, Conflict, coworker, friendship, lunch, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, payment, Respect, Server, sharing, SNACKS, TICKETS, TicketTussle, Trust, Workplace

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Towns Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with a sneaky coworker in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to confront your coworker in-game and demand payment for those circus tickets she never used!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will test your patience and strategic thinking. Can you outsmart your coworker and claim victory? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a baseball game you never wanted to attend! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCreeperCoWorking

adhd, annoyance, Apologize.., Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCoWorking, Empathy, Focus, Interruptions, Marriage, newlyweds, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, software dev, Support, teamwork, Understanding, wfh, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from annoying spouses who constantly interrupt your work-from-home software development job! Our server is the perfect place to focus on coding, building, and mining without any distractions.

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual world without any unexpected interruptions from your significant other. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office without knocking first!

So come on over and let your creativity flow freely without any guilt or distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of working from home with a chatty partner. Join now and say goodbye to annoying interruptions!

PixelPurseVIP

Authenticity, compassion, creativity, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, inner peace, Integrity, joy, Kindness, love, Memories, Peace of mind, PixelPurseVIP, Respect, self worth, Time, Trust

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Do you know what money can’t buy? The sheer joy and chaos of joining our Minecraft server! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time chasing after things money can buy when you could be embarking on wild adventures and making memories that will last a lifetime on our server? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe

#Quran, blasphemy, Burners, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, cultural sensitivity, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, Hate Speech, Islamophobia, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, prosecution, QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe, religious freedom, religious intolerance, societal impact, Sweden

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, you should totally join this epic minecraft server because we have like, zero tolerance for haters and burners of any kind, especially quran burners. like, sweden is all over that shiz and we are too. join us and be part of the most righteous and law-abiding minecraft community out there. plus, we have this crazy story about a quran burner who tried to join our server and got banished to the nether realm for eternity. true story bro. so come join us and be on the right side of history. #justiceforquran #minecraftforlife