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  • Myopia Masters: Bifocal Kids

    Myopia Masters: Bifocal Kids

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this cray cray minecraft server, where we got young nearsighted kids wearing bifocal contact lenses running around like headless chickens! but don’t worry, once they take off those funky lenses, they still keep the benefits! it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. come join the fun and watch myopia progress at an age-expected rate, whatever that means! just don’t forget to bring your own bifocal contact lenses, cuz we don’t provide those here. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get blocky!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelVisionLASIK

    PixelVisionLASIK

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GlassesOff4Craft

    GlassesOff4Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special glasses-wearing club for all you sexy nerds out there! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the pixelated world with our trusty spectacles.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground glasses-wearing society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot. Will you dare to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of the lens-wearing elite?

    So grab your pickaxe, put on your glasses (or take them off, we won’t judge), and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wacky antics and unexpected surprises await you in this crazy virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

    Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

    We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

    By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

    With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

    BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockhead Banter

    Blockhead Banter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RareEarthRansom

    RareEarthRansom

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

    Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

    join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

    plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP