hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! come join our wacky world where temporary resident postdocs run the show! they may have lower salaries and fewer benefits, but they make up for it with their INSANE research productivity! who needs collaboration and teaching when u can just mine for diamonds all day, amirite? come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy experiments and wacky inventions! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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Postdoc Paradise: STEM Edition
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RussianRaiders Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!
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BlockyBanterCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from your overcrowded house with random strangers who think vacuuming at 7am is a good idea? Look no further, we’ve got the perfect solution for you!Join our server and build your own virtual paradise where you can have your own bedroom, shower whenever you want (without it breaking three times a week), and keep your diary safe from nosy relatives. No need to worry about sharing food or having to hide it like it’s a precious treasure – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last diamond block.
And the best part? No fake visas or sham marriages here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination. So come on over and leave the drama behind – because on our server, the only thing getting deported is your stress and worries. Join now and start building your dream world today!
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EU Love Boosts Skills!
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.
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CraftyCommiesVSOSCE
lol, u dont need visas to join our epic minecraft server! we let everyone in, even if ur from russia or romania or mars! come join us and build ur own crazy world with ur new besties from all over the globe. we got so many cool features like flying pigs and talking sheep. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a spoon and won. true story bro. so what u waiting for? come join us now and let the fun begin!