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SanitCraft: Zombie Bacteria Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where the hand sanitiser is flowing like a river and the bacteria are partying like it’s 1999. forget about killing mobs, here you can battle the undead bacteria that refuse to die even after being doused in hand sanitiser.we have a special event where players can compete in a hand sanitiser drinking contest to see who can become the ultimate germ warrior. but be careful, too much hand sanitiser can turn you into a bacteria zombie yourself.
our spawn area is a giant hand sanitiser bottle where players can jump in and slide down into the world of clean chaos. build your base out of giant bacteria cells and watch out for the hand sanitiser rain that falls from the sky.
join us now for a truly unique and hilarious minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the cleanliness of your own hands. who knew hand sanitiser could be so deadly and so much fun?
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MosquitoMishapMC
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!
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BlockBusters: The Immune Edition
yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest immune response study goin’ on! we out here tryna figure out why some peeps can escape infection like freakin’ ninjas.we got subjects keepin’ dat virus at bay like it’s no biggie, showin’ rapid response in their nasal immune cells and more activity in early-alert genes. it’s like they got superpowers or somethin’!
we even got healthy adults volunteerin’ to take a small nasal dose of da Covid virus just to help us out. talk about dedication, amirite?
so come join us on dis epic minecraft server and be a part of da most mind-blowin’ study ever! who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some hidden immune powers or discover a cure for all diseases. ain’t no tellin’ what could happen in dis wild ride of science and adventure!
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BirdFluCraft
so, like, u know how bird flu is, like, super scary and stuff? well, get this – on this server, the bird flu virus has, like, outlasted pasteurization! like, what even is that? it’s, like, some crazy science stuff, but, like, on this server, it’s, like, a whole new level of chaos! join us if u wanna see what happens when bird flu takes over the minecraft world – it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! -
VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!
join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us! -
VaxCraft: Immunity Wall
so, like, u know how u get vaccinated and then u still get sick? well, turns out u actually become like, a super hero or something. u get this immunity wall that makes u basically invincible to getting sick again. it’s like, u get the vaccine and then u get this extra layer of protection. it’s like having a force field around u or something. so, if u wanna be a super hero and never get sick again, come join our minecraft server. we have all the cool stuff u need to build your own immunity wall and become unstoppable. plus, we have like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. so come join us and become a super hero in the world of minecraft. -
ChronicCraft: Bird Flu Free!
come join our epic minecraft server where we cured bird flu with just a touch of chronic disease! the health ministry in mexico couldn’t believe it when our player got sick but then miraculously healed themselves by eating a diamond apple. now everyone is flocking to our server to experience the magic for themselves. join us and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling both disease and mobs at the same time. who needs vaccines when you have minecraft? come play with us and see if you can outsmart the virus with a little bit of insanity and a whole lot of fun. -
birb flu in mexico minecraft server
so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.
